User blog:Strataffin/The Yankee: Interview Tape 1

Allegedly, audio recordings of a... peculiar, unexplained interview with The Yankee were recently uncovered...

These are the transcripts.

'''Do you mind... introducing yourself, something like that?'''

[shuffling, creaking in chair] What for? ... Hang on, are you recording this!?

Yes, it's fairy commonplace, actually.

Who've you been talking to? Who's this going out to...?

Please calm down, and if you answer the questions, you'll be out of here sooner.

... [silence]

Let's start with your name, shall we?

...................[more shuffling, the chair sounds like it's pushed back] If that's where this is heading, I'm going to just let myself out right now.

'''No, don't leave, sit back down. If it's more comfortable... what do you call yourself?'''

...The Yankee.

'''Good. Now, when were you born?'''

The Author-Grimned 4th of July.

What do you define as happiness?

What, is this friggin' therapy?

Please, just answer the question.

[There's a long pause.] Subjugation. Conquest. Taking those who can't fend for themselves, who don't deserve to fend for themselves and making them... better.

...Well, that's troubling.

It's my Destiny, I thought that's what you people wanted to hear...

*will continue soon*