The Flying Canoe (Restaurant)

The Flying Canoe is a family restaurant a half-hour drive from the Village of Book End. A trip there guarantees that you'll find overpriced Canadian cuisine, a warm family atmosphere, and Mrs Lockes trying to marry her daughter off to you.

The restaurant has a 3/5 star rating from Magic-TrickAdvisor, a B+ rating for Fairyfood Safety, and is (allegedly) both Halal and Koscher Certified.

They sponsor the Ever After High ice hockey team, The Frost Giants.

Ambiance
"The wood-paneled walls of The Flying Canoe were full of pictures, every last one a well-posed group photograph: the first few came from the turn of the century and depicted the original crew of the faustian canoe, these gave way to the first family to own the restaurant (the father had lost a limb tussling with Satan and was grinning ear to ear), and then, all the generations that had owned it since. The most recent set had been of a new sort of team - the Ever After Frost Giants knelt on the ice with their hockey sticks raised triumphantly."

Mrs Lockes
Lisette Lockes (née Dalbec) is the mother of Blondie Lockes. She's the local mayor's daughter, and the last of the Dalbecs, descendedants of the legendary Canadian strongman of folklore. Her husband, the previous Goldilocks, lives abroad in Manchester - where he works as a realtor selling houses to animals.

Blondie rarely comes to visit the Flying Canoe. Mrs Lockes is aware her daughter is embarrassed of their family fortune (or lack thereof) and tries valiantly to matchmake every available knight, prince, lord and king who visits with a picture of her daughter.

Surely Blondie will be a Princess someday... all she needs is a little help!

"Home of the Scrambled Poutine"
Ever wondered how to make poutine even MORE unhealthy? By adding in three unemployed eggs that are worried about their future, drowning the fries in emotionally-unstable crying cheese curds, and topping it all with graveyard-gravy, of course! The sauce may or may not induce you to be visited by the dead spirits of your ancestors, but Mrs Lockes assures us that's usually a pleasant side effect.

The Scrambled Poutine may not be suitable for children, pregnant women, and the elderly.

Testimonials
NOTE: If you like, feel free to leave a tripadvisor review 'testimonial' from your characters in the comments section!
 * "Legit Canadian food and a homely ambiance. Muktuk here tastes like actual muktuk! Will definitely come back again!" - Albeart Fitzroy, Student
 * "I cannot tell a lie: we come here all the time, even when Blondie doesn't want us to!" - Cedar Wood, Student
 * "Had the nanaimo bars. The best dessert outside of Book End!" - Giles Grimm, Headmaster
 * "I ate here and didn't die!" - Bigby Badwolf, Teacher
 * "I adore this restaurant! its the best!" -Sugarcane Witch