Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30887024-20180103232920/@comment-3991308-20180105052416

"A real arse of an introduction, huh?" Utility repressed a giggle-snort from their side of the table. They stood up, and with a small bow, gestured to Ace. "The fae of organisation. Look, I don't know about you, but if you've ever been through the school archives, it's an utter mess. With this dude around, it's way less of a mess."

They nodded at Vanity. "Confidentality is our priority! I mean, sure, we have the odd conspiracy theory, sometimes we post pictures of what people at EAH eat for breakfast, but..." they waved their arms around, "privacy! Respect! Good stuff!"

With a grin, they decided to get straight to the point.

"I suppose you're wondering why I've gathered you all here! Well, what do I know - I do have an answer for you. And the answer is that I don't have any particular reason for gathering you all here. Welcome to the absurdity of life, folks."

So far, so good. The grin never left their face. Wow, maybe they had some actual decency at speeches!

"I realise some of you may be EAH students! Which is fantastic - your insider information has been much appreciated. But it's not insider enough."

With that, Utility slammed a file onto the table - borrowed from the school archives itself.

"Take a look at this!"

((the file can be anything - but my gut feeling is some student diaries from the past generation, as a nod to Class of Classics. i think that would be something fun and non-invasive to work with))