Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-4598697-20190928213419/@comment-4598697-20191011213906

"Ttell your story, Professia." said Wisteria.

"Okay, Wisteria," said. "I do remember you raaed my autobiography. Princess of the Future."

"Yes, I remember," said Wisteria.

"Well," said Professia. "On page 396, it details my experience with Sir Sinew. We met at a nightclub over a year ago. I remember him trying to flirt with literally every woman he came across. When he tried to flirt with me, I told him that I already had a boyfriend."

"Liar!" yelled Sir Sinew.

"Don't interrupt," said Wisteria.

"So," said Professia, "Sir Sinew gloated that he was trying to be chivalrous. I told him that there's nothing chivalrous about trying to flirt with women, especially ones who already have boyfriends. He then got mad and went into a profanity-laced tirade."

The audience gasped.

"And as for you being on the show..." said Agenor.

"Just last month Sir Sinew found my autobiography on Amazon," said Professia, "and he posted a one-star review attacking me and callling me numerous misogynistic slurs."

"My lady," said Sir Sinew, smirking, "you must be mistaken."

"Don't be absurd," said Professia. "I know it was you."

"I don't care who left a review on your grotty little book!" said Sir Sinew, growling.

"Uh oh..." said Agenor. 'Looks like Sir Sinew is angry."

"Well I have one thing to say to you, Sir Sinew," said Wisteria, "You ought to be ashamed of yourself!"

At this point Sir Sinew lost all reason. He started growling and hyperventilating. He proceeded to rip off his suit, revealing a huge, muscular body clad only in a blue speedo. He roared like an angry lion.

"You had to push it. Well now you're gonna PAY!"

(Now things are going to get crazy.)