Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-3991308-20190113162948/@comment-26890640-20190114182158

Raine straightened up, and stayed on his knees for a few seconds, staring blankly at the pond. Then he bellowed out

"WELL THAT PUTS A DENT IN MY PLANS DOESN'T IT? I WANTED FISH FOR SUPPER"

He whipped his head from side to side at all the ice skaters who had arrived. Then he yelled again. "WELL KNIFEY-TOES, FARTS TO FAHRENHEIT, I ONLY USE KELVIN!" He shot up and sprinted away from the ice rink, only to spin round for a running start. He ran full force at the lake and leapt, trying to dropkick through the ice.

THUD!

He lay face first on the completely unbroken ice.