User blog:Strataffin/The Yankee: Interview Tape X -- Submitted Questions

A branch of the Yankee's strangely ambiguous interviews...

I'm going to ask you some submitted questions.

Submitted?

They are simply inquiries from others, things they'd like answered.

... What the Blue Hell do you think this is? I'm not taking requests, like I'm... like I'm frickin' a columnist, or Dr. what's-his-name...

[The Interviewer remains silent]

Hang on a second... how exactly are they 'submitting' these, how do they even know I'm being questioned!? So help me Author if you've been broadcasting this...

We reserve the right to withhold that information...

I'm sure you do... I'm surprised there's people who are actually interested in what I have to say...

Are you saying you'll answer?

[silence]

What's your general opinion on the 'Dead Epics Society'.

Oh, those guys? ...I'm a little glad you said 'general opinion' because I have some pretty... wordy opinions on some of the whinier ones. Pound for pound, they have their hearts in the right place. I'm not one for hand holding, 'hippie', peace-love whatever the spell... and they're sure not that... it's kinda nice... actually...