Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-11163511-20160319162615/@comment-11163511-20160626054904

'"You do know that it would be fairly illegal to loiter around an area in which you don't belong, armed with an accurate weapon, and clearly holding something that doesn't belong to you?"'

"Oi suppose so. But oi'm not really doin' any 'arm. Oi wus expectin' such assumptions, though. yer ain't entirely wrong bein' worried, dis cutty knife 'as pierced a few 'earts throughoyt its 'istory, fortunately none av whaich were in me 'ands." Bane responded while quickly snatching any useful feathers that flew over his head. He didn't intend to be completely invisible, it was attention that interested him so there was no need for a foolproof cover.

"Oi cud 'av done lashings av rank things 'ere. loike peck de lock ter git me 'ands on whatever valuables yer 'av or listen in on sum confidential info ter offer a certain gossiper for profit." He stashed the feathers between the pages of a book then proceeded with his quill.

"Yet al' oi want is what's growin' oyt av yer. Or at laest once did. 'tis jist as worthless ter yer as a stran' av loose 'air." Bane threaded his fingers onto a curl of his hair to fiddle with it. "Yer don't seem ter 'av al' de time in de warrld so I'll make dis quick." He looked at his watch to check the time before he began quite a ramble as his hand swiftly chiseled bit by bit on the shaft to obtain the right shape:

"Ah've 'eard people sellin' 'air though, oi cud jist grab dis cutty knife an' cleave quite a 'andful oyt av yisser locks an' flog dat ter a wigmaker. But that's too brutal givin' yer a brutal bazzer. 'tis not loike oi'm 'eadin' strip yer av yisser plumage for a winter coat so why wud yer nade ter care? waaat use chucker yer even 'av for dees anymore? ye nesting? chucker swans even nest? oi shouldn't be speculatin' aboyt bird-person biology, 'tis completely oyt av me field av expertise!"

((And I've finally started to get the hang of writing this jerk in his full morbid glory))