Talk:Leah Gossip/@comment-27075534-20160305193324

A package arrives for Leah:"Thanks for taking part in adopting a Basic Extremophile Excavation System (or B.E.E.S)! By interacting with this robot you help teach it things, which then gets uploaded to the cloud server and teaches the other robots too!

They learn what things are safe or what can hurt them, and how to treat people with kindness and love and stuff. (There's also a disco function. Press his butt.)

He has a cooking timer and an ove temperature fuction. By that I mean - shove him directly into the fucking oven. He'll live. Or if he doesn't... well, back to the drawing board I guess.

Robots and Snow Queens aren't very good with emotions, so you're really helping me do something I can't.

Sincerely,

Noël Winter"