Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25686329-20150103054823/@comment-25686329-20150122220210

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Sobek wasn't sure whether to call her a fruit nerd or complement her eye for detail, but either way it was bloody ridiculous that they had a "Fruit Forensic Expert" on the Hallway Police Force.

"Hmm." a voice snorted self-righteously from a shadow of the low light.

Ticktania Onethroughtwelve Tockman stepped forward. Sobek tried to speak, but only got out a quick, angry "Look, pal --" before the prosecutor was already speaking.

"Detective Rosina." She nodded curtly. "A substantial deduction. However..."

''Here it comes... ''thought Sobek.

"While you may not have detected the whisp of hair snagged on a corner of metal over your left shoulder, you couldn't have failed to notice the overpowering aroma of Pizza Pockets deep fryed in virgin olive oil..."

"Look, this isn't even an official Student Court Case yet. Prosecutors aren't allowed until it's sanctioned. We don't ev--"

"Even have suspects...? Well, that's not quite right, is it. We're looking for someone with brownish blonde hair and access to both the fruit section and deep-fry section of the castleteria. Your thoughts, detectives...?"