Johann B. Simpleton

Johann Bautista Simpleton was the former King Consort to Queen Sophinx Riddleton and father to Princess Artemisia Riddleton. Once a simple commoner, his fortune changed when he was unknowingly selected to be he successor to John from The Traveling Companion short after his father’s death. He could never have imagined the hjinks that would ensue after his marriage.

Personality

 * niceguy
 * passive aggressive
 * feels powerless
 * wants to love his wife or at least not make himself not feel like a bad person
 * low tolerance (when it comes to drinking and putting up with what’s going on)
 * infantilized
 * he’s still a nebulous concept but I want to put some stuff down

How the story goes
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Theme Songs

 * Cold Cold Man - Saint Motel
 * Why does she love me - Love Never Dies