Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27319156-20151018170016/@comment-27260597-20151103233216

The queen mentally face-palmed. "MOVE!" She yelled at the card emus pulling the carrige. After all, emus were the proper use of transportaion, were they not? With a few creaks, and some cards flaking off(thank goodness she used heavy duty one) the carrige began rolling down the gloppy road of Asparagus Avenue quite speedily.

"PERHAPS you all would like tea? Without even waiting for their responses, the Queen of Hearts clapped her aluminum foil gloves(this produced a rather odd sound...) and immediately, a previously supposed intimate cart rolled up, holding many colorful teapots.

Scents of watermelon bubblegum, chocolate-dipped vanilla wafers, wildflowers, and nail polish rose into the air as she poured out tea. "Would that be sugar, cream, or both?" She asked as she plopped three sugar cubes into her own cup.