Artemis Donut

"'Sup, Coolio!"

- Usual JK greeting

"This might be unrelevant, but DID YOU KNOW THAT ANGER IS JUST ONE LETTER SHORT OF DANGER?"

- something JK says frequently

"Oh, so it's creepy to refer to myself in third person? Well, it's also creepy for me to imagine my enemies's hearts and livers torn out by vultures and grinded into a steak, being served to themselves, them becoming cannibals and quarantined on a remote island resulting in dying alone and insane. But, I do it anyway and with graphic detail so go annoy someone else."

- I told you I was giving a heads-up, whoops, my bad, it's underneath!

"You don't live once, you die once!"

- True dat

BOW DOWN TO ME, PESKY MORTALS! JK, :3. Hi everybody! I'm that Wikia Weirdo who's a lazy bum, an overly creative wacko, and all around goddess of randomness.

Call meh JK please.

About Me
Real Name: CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. The reason she lets everyone call her JK is because of her initials. The reason she also like Hades is because GREEK MYTHZ! The same goes for Artemis. Truthfully, most people call her JK, not many call her Hades, and only Nyx and Regan call her Artemis. However, there is Rubixie Cube who calls me Hadixie and other exceptions.

Age: Demigods have ages, unless you are a demigod/witch/demon/cake girl. My b-day is June 25th, just in case someone coughcoughyoucough wants to get me a prezzie! :3 Any band merch is fine, and don't forget art and stuff!

Fairytale Parent: Uh, this is hard to answer. I'll just say I'm half-goddess with a cup of demon, a handful of wizardry, several spoonfuls of randomness, and with a drop of human blood. If there was a story it would be: ''The Weird Overachiever That Eats Too Many Sweets and Gets Angry Too Easily. ''Nice ring to it, don'tcha think?

Home: New Yoooooork... Concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there's nothing you can't do-oo, Now you're in New Yoooooork! I live in a little surburban town in Queens. But, I still live in New York City, and I have been to Manhattan and The Bronx, and I love every part of my city. So the entire NYC is like my home.

Ethnicity: I'm Chinese! To be specific, I'm Han Chinese. China is pretty cool, I visited Beijing and Tianjing lot's of times. :)

Nicknames: JK, Hades, Artemis, JKixie, Hadixie, Artemixie, Artemis (insert food here).

Wattpad: My account is JKDDXtreme.

About Me On The Wiki
Ranked: #4 currently

Joined: June 5, 2015

Achievement Points: 3,050 points

My Baos

 * Merana Little
 * Desdemona Schicksal
 * Damien Schicksal
 * Luciana Cigno
 * Coppola Wind-up
 * Diane Moon

Baos That Aren't On Here Yet BUT I HAVE PLANNED MWAHAHA

 * Jamie Marmalade
 * Rot and Grün Aphel

Future Baos
These are people I haven't made yet but don't want you to steal.
 * Felice N. Monarca(Daughter of Liviella and Milluccio, next Milluccio)
 * Ciottolo Monarca(Son of Liviella and Milluccio, next Jennariello)
 * SOMETHING Magia (Daughter of a random magician, next Liviella)
 * Maximilienne Orabelle Sept (Daughter of a dragon, next dragon in Georgic and Merlin)
 * A daughter of Princess Kaguya :3

To Do List

 * Fay Fairer for Jade (Art Trade)- 1. Ready for Camera 2. Not Started
 * Lucy Twinkler for Bessie (Cupid's Arrows)- Not Started
 * Star Thalergeld for Mina (Lily's Art Trade)- Not Started
 * Charmaine Lexwington for Tay (Art Trade)- Ready for Camera
 * Minty Milton's Greatest Fear for Nyx (Fan Art!)- Not Started

Personality AKA Random Facts You Will Never Need
I make it my job to incorporate referencs that no one gets into my everyday language. I am also fond of singing lines to answer questions. Like, frequently. Although I persist on doing this, people can actually bear me. Surprising, eh?

I have a temper that's almost the size of my ego. Ahem, my Eggo. My giant Eggo. My ego, though? Non-existent on this Wikia, unless you "accidentally" strike a match on how awesome I am. Then's it's the size of a regular Eggo. Whoo, this is getting confusing!

I hate people who someone make me frustsrated which is quite easy to do. The thing is, I may not actually let you know and just sit there fuming about desicions. Then when it's over, I'm pretty happy, and crack up at what I'm saying and wonder about how things might be different if I just exploded. Basically, I'm weird.

I'm a go-to person for outfit descriptions and personality questions, and appearances, stuff like that. No surprise though, I am a HUGE detail freak! I might not always have the time, but if possible, I would spend hours perfecting personalities, outfits, infoboxes, fanfiction, well you get the idea.

I might seem a little, dark. I love roleplaying as this character, Lord BellyButton( born in an RP!) because he gives me so many details to describe! From his guard dogs, called demon dogs, to his spooky lair(The Mansion of Lint!) to his REALLY unhealthy eating habits. Plus, gore, anyone? I'm all about writing blood-splattering fanfics, with a certain twistedness to it! You can find me in chat describing WEIRD things, sooo heads-up I guess!

You can really tell my mood by seeing what I do in chat. If I march into my fort and start punching pillows and throwing furniture, I am really furious. If I start doing... strange things in my fort, you can see I'm upset, and about to emotionally break down. Anyone is allowed in my fort to cool down. If I'm dancing like insert something random here, it means that chat is very slow, and I'm unsuccessfully icebreaking. That, or I really have no idea what to say.

Finally, I LOVE subtle messages and secret codes you really have to squint at, and think, and piece together word by word. Think of it as a side effect from my references. You might laugh at it, or just be really confused. Usually the second one. Don't expect me to explain it, it's called subtle for a reason.

Appearance AKA The Creature That is Me
Shorten Cerise Hood, chop her hair into a bob, give her dark brown/black eyes, and change her color palette to white, black, silver, and teal. Now you have me. OWO

Friends AKA The Peeps That Can Actually Bear Me
I'm really surprised I'm not a hermit on this wiki.

Nyx, Scythe, Bessie, Hidden, Jabber, Regan, Rai, Woot, Rubi, Beauty, Zena, Sabine, Mish, Kitten, Taco, Ryu, Amaze, Sola, and more to be added when I explore more and learn other users' names!!!

Note: I'm currently not able to mermorize EVERYONE's name at this moment.

Trivia AKA Randomer Things
Quotes
 * Her theme song is anything, depending on her mood.
 * Her favorite food is anything sweet!
 * She can speak Mandarin quite fluently
 * She shares the same birthday with her first(and best) OC.
 * She has a tendency to switch between first and third person, and that's so weird of me, right?
 * She has a crazy obsession with MCR, FOB, P!ATD, and PTX. Oh, and she fangirls a lot about them.
 * I'm asexual and panromantic.
 * I guess I identify as a demigirl, though I'm still pretty confused... I'm also probably too young to even be pondering this

"Cake, ice-cream, caramel, sweet corn, no-chocolate smores, Oreos with milk, chocolate pavlova, souffles, nectarines,...basically anything sweet!"

- JK listing her favorite foods

"Why am I a weirdo? Why not ask why your wallet is missing $20?"

- Forget I said that

"I'M NOT OHHHH-KAAAAY! I'M NOT OH-KAAAA-AAAA-AAAAAA-AA-AAAAAAYY! I'M NOT OH-KAAAAA-AAAA-AAAAAAY! YOU WEAR ME OUT!"

- Me singing my words.

"There are always two Ways, not One Direction."

- Dat is so tru

"DAM RIGHT"

- REFERENCES!

"..."

- Me plotting revenge

"One does not simply join a fandom..."

- Words of advice to y'all Anons here.

"IT'S SO UNFAIR! Monday is so far from Friday! And yet, Friday is too close to Monday..."

- WHY, SCHOOL, WHYYYYYYYYYY?

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