Ida Hands

"Fairies aren't like princesses and heroes. We are magic. Just last week, the Blue-Haired Fairy from Pinocchio disappeared. She didn't want to follow her destiny, and now she's just a lost memory. Don't let the same thing happen to you.""

- The Diary of Farrah Goodfairy Ida Hands is a fairy godmother to various princesses around Ever After High, and a teaching assistant for 'girly' class-ics, like Damsel-in-Distressing, and Princessology.

As a Fairy, Ida doesn't have a destiny but, rather, numerous obligations to royalty, which they can call on almost at any time. From turning a pumpkin into a volkswagen, to an emergency recharge when your mirrorphone is at 2%, Ida will be there for whoever she owes a duty to.

While she's devoted to work, Ida's also incredibly stressed by her job. The moment the clock strikes midnight, she's out of there - and on a Harley, on the open road, and off to the next big adventure on two wheels.

As reported in Farrah Goodfairy's Diary, her sister (the previous Blue-Haired Fairy from Pinnochio) has been erased from existence for defying her duties.

Personality
Idle Hands are the devil's workshop - and Ida Hands knows it. There isn't a moment of the day Ida isn't working - poofing from princess to princess to fulfill their demands, and organising her classes. She's a competent workaholic, and always professional.

After sundown, Ida's no longer obligated to help people. She spends her free time on her passion: biking, hextreme sports, rock music, and alcohol-fueled bar brawls at 11pm! But due to the very disappearance of her sister, and her teaching job at Ever After High, Ida tries to cut back on her old rebellious lifestyle. She wants to be a good role model for her students, and maintains her composure in any adversity - though it isn't always easy!

While she loves children and helping dreams come true... she also despises obnoxious teen princesses. They keep singing about wanting adventures, and phones, and cars, and fashion. And WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SING ABOUT WANTING THINGS??? ("They already have more money than the GDP of a small country. Sit back down, shut the fuck up, and stop complaining about having to be rescued by a prince!")

History
Ida was born in a buttercup at the sound of an infant's first laugh. She was adopted by two older fairies, and the rest is history.

More specifically, it was the tail-end of the 80's and everyone was trying something new. Ida had a rough childhood moving from city to city with her inventor parents as they struggled to find meaningful employment beyond granting wishes for other people.

In the 90's her mother became a household name for patenting the hot wish-granting toy, the "Bibbity Bop-It!" but none of her other toys really took off. Her other mother has recently got internet fame for falling in a parking lot and becoming a meme. They're all really, really proud of that meme.

When she was 15, her older sister Maria grew frustrated by her parent's inability to be "more than cash machines for spoilt little rich kids!". When it was her turn, she defied her destiny, pointing out the whiny, selfish antics of her Pinnochio and refusing to turn him into a real boy. This act of rebellion erased her out of existence. Ida doubts her family has really recovered from losing her, and in many ways Maria's loss has affected her fundamentally too.