Artemis Donut

"Hey brohas!~"

- what the hecking heck

yum yum pastries. I am the  ultimate meme. Quick to irritate, quick to annoy(giving and taking), absolutely a procrastinator, spends more time doing useless but meaningful things instead of schoolwork, is guilty of being tired all the time.

About Me
Name: *flipturns out of here* You can just call me JK or Artemis, whatever your preference!

Age: 13+

Fairytale Parent: idk. most likely a background character. or like. animate inanimate objects.

Home: surburban masterpiece

Ethnicity: Chinese heck yeah

Nicknames: JK, Hades, Artemis, and a few others that I can't remember.

About Me On The Wiki
Ranked: #3 currently

Joined: June 5, 2015

Achievement Points: 4,100 points

Personality
tba

Interests
I usually keep to myself, so I always need plenty of stuff to entertain me.

I like being in fandoms! A lot. Although sometimes I wonder why I even entered the hellhole that are fandoms.

My favorite animes and mangas are Hetalia and Heaven's Lost Property.

I really like to read, and my choices are usually manga books, mythology/fantasy, mysteries, or social anthropology/psychology books.

Drawing is something that I've been doing for years, and I can definitely say I've improved my style. I practice here and there, usually on my OCs. If I really like a particular OC, I'll draw them on my own accord. Requests are only for close friends, and believe me, I have only a few of them.

I also love to cook! Good food is honestly the best, and hey, everyone needs comfort food so ;) I have a lot of favorite foods, so if you ask me to choose, I might spontaneously combust.

My Baos
Merana Little- A temperamental, creative, and stubborn mermaid who has a soft spot for nature. Pretty opinionated, a talented swimmer, a hot-headed debater, and is utterly oblivious on how to react to human behavior. Her hobbies include cooking, drawing and writing, fashion design, and being silly.

Desdemona Schicksal- Sassy, sarcastic, reckless and adventurous most of the time, this demon's cruel and cold manipulative side shows much less than her usual bloodthirsty personality. Talents include chess, baking muffins, forging, manipulation and observation of humans, and screwing with people's minds.

Damien Schicksal- A melodramatic and somewhat paranoid dork who alternates between being quiet, slightly disturbed, and running for his life. Cooks excessively and does unnecessary reenactments of Shakespeare alone. Has a nice smile, bookmarked a lot of fanfiction, and depends on Desi a lot. He has unusual but efficient ways of avoiding talking to people.

Luciana Cigno- Cynical, pessimistic, and definitely too honest for xir own good, Leda usually has trouble expressing xir emotions. Unless, of course, it's cupidity, xe being the ever-so-charming romantic. Xe is good with children, likes to cook and read romance novels, lives on Netflix, and is boss at dancing.

Coppola Fantoche- Gorgeous doll/android/puppet thing. Has a stone heart and bronze hair, and porcelain, china, marble, thin over complex machinery and years of code.

Friends
Honestly, I consider a  lot of people my friends, and it would be too long to list all of them, but you know who you are ^u^. I hope. It would be awkward if I considered you a friend but you didn't though... :0

Close friends are rare for me. You have to deal with me, my stubborness, my temperamental and rude and quite frankly insane behavior, and everything else that makes me me. Thanks to everyone who can put up with me ;u;

To Do List

 * Minty Milton's Greatest Fear for Nyx (Fan Art!)- Not Started

Trivia

 * My favorite foods are pastries and desserts and comfort food! I've tasted a lot of different types of yummies by now :3
 * I can speak Mandarin quite fluently! but chinglish rocks
 * I'm asexual and... homoromantic? Demi? Maybe? Honestly I'm still really confused.
 * I guess I identify as a demigirl(???) I'll stick under the umbrella term for now...

Quotes
"Why am I a weirdo? Why not ask why your wallet is missing $20?"

- Forget I said that

"If you're going to die sooner or later have it be later and keep delaying it. You'll probably piss everyone off with your oddly-obtained immortality"

- What

"I am a wannabe badass in each and everyway"

- I am like APH Molossia.

"This might be unrelevant, but DID YOU KNOW THAT ANGER IS JUST ONE LETTER SHORT OF DANGER?"

- something I says frequently

"BRAINSTORM!"

- Like a boss

"Oh, so it's creepy to refer to myself in third person? Well, it's also creepy for me to imagine my enemies's hearts and livers torn out by vultures and grinded into a steak, being served to themselves, them becoming cannibals and quarantined on a remote island resulting in dying alone and insane. But, I do it anyway and with graphic detail so go annoy someone else."

- this week on: unhealthy ways to cope with anger

"me: i forgive you me to me: NO! NOT FORGIVE AND FORGET! RETALIATE AND R E M E M B E R ! HOLD THAT GRUDGE TILL YOU DIE"

- memes memes memes

"I am weird every other day and every other day after that."

- Me

"One does not simply join a fandom..."

- MEMES

"IT'S SO UNFAIR! Monday is so far from Friday! And yet, Friday is too close to Monday..."

- WHY, SCHOOL, WHYYYYYYYYYY?

"SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DOITSU!"

- Success! Germany is successful!

"i cry at least 4 times each year. quarterly week."

- when you wanna sleep bc your parents will yet at you for staying up but you can't because of you and your procrastination on schoolwork

"You don't live once, you die once!"

- True dat

"Remember kids, this is how you spell "awesome": P-R-U-S-S-I-A"

- KESESESESE!

"I believe I would go to Legoland when I die"

- SUPANATURAL

"I slip subtle references into everything I say. From Hetalia, to Sherlock, to White Collar, to Supernatural, to Percy Jackson, and more. Why do we always end up here? It's because we have no other choice."

- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lookit that SPN reference 'tis but a imogen heap of gold en trash

"there's a million doggos i haven't pet yet. but just you wait."

- waz yo name man? tyrannosaurus lex hamilpotamus

"I take my coffee non-existent, my hot chocolate with whipped cream, and my tea delicious."

- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"lenny originated from finland. lemme see aph finny with a lenny face"

- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) moi moi bitches