Talk:Opaline Glass/@comment-27075534-20160305193645

A package arrives for Opal:"Thanks for taking part in adopting a Basic Extremophile Excavation System (or B.E.E.S)! By interacting with this robot you help teach it things, which then gets uploaded to the cloud server and teaches the other robots too!

They learn what things are safe or what can hurt them, and how to treat people with kindness and love and stuff. (There's also a disco function. Press his butt.)

He's connected to the Caduceus app that I installed on your phone. (Remember the time I told you I lost your phone? Well, I switched operating systems for you. You can thank me later.) Heart rate monitoring, pedometer, and connected to the WebMD site for simple home diagnoses. Like all models, he has a taser in him. DO NOT use it a defibrillator.

Robots and Snow Queens aren't very good with emotions, so you're really helping me do something I can't.

Sincerely,

Noël Winter"