Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-4598697-20181015125118/@comment-4598697-20181026014901

"That sucks," said Candido. "On the topic of messed-up families...Lelio told me that his grandma is an ogress. And she eats people too. So that means he's one quarter ogre. ...Wait! Here he is now."

Lelio came strolling down the path. He was wearing a purple and orange speedo.

"There you are!" said Candido, looking at Lelio.

"Hi, guys!" said Lelio.

"Jazz and Damien were talking about their families," said Candido, "and I told them what you told me about your grandma being an ogress."

Lelio blushed.

"Oh..." he said. "It's true. My mom's mother is an ogress, which means I'm part ogre. It's weird, since I don't look anything like an ogre, and neither does my mom. My mom's father was a silversmith, and he met my grandma since she had a lot of silver. I never met him...my grandma ate him during a heated argument."