Abigail Thief's Diary

A New Orientation
Well if you look at that, I am not an offical student at Ever After High, and I lost a bet with my mother. Yay.

It's kinda funny, as I've been trying to avoid comming here. Mainly because I don't need to be properly educated to become a thief. But after a year of trying to avoid the letter from Milton "I AM NOW YOUR GOD, ABIGAIL THIEF, ACCEPT IT" Grimm. But after a month of living in an actual house, me and my sisters got our letters, and a stupid carrige came to collect us. Aubree and Autumn are starting at the lower school, and I'm here all on my lonesome.

My mother is the little robber girl from The Snow Queen, and as the oldest child, I am going to be the next in line..well, at least I get to bite someone's ear!

Anyways, I don't really mind my 'destiny' as well, I don't die, almost die, or have my life taken from me. So yeah..

We're comming to the entrance of the school, so I'm gonna go and stop writing. (I would say shut up, but I'm not talking.)

Chapter One
YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. I LOVE EVERYONE IN THE LEGACY YEAR, MAINLY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.

You wouldn't believe it, but the day I was introduced to everyone in my year group, and it was so funny, I made like, the classiest entrance ever, and I'll get to that.

So, while everyone was in class. All the new transfer students got a few days off timetable to get used to their new surroundings. I met my roommate, she's the daughter of the demon from my story! What do you know? Anyway, her name is Nacrissa Demonic, and she is AWESOME. I hope we become good friends..or maybe even...BUDDIES. I didn't really talk to people back home. (Being a travelling thief is tiring, and you move around a lot.) so I could say..NACRISSA IS MY FIRST FRIEND. SO MUCH COOLNESS. DOES ANYONE SAY THAT ANYMORE?!

I spent the day in the village of Book End, where I blew a lot of cash on coffee. And well, things got kinda interesting in the evening.

Anyway, Dictator Grimm held a welcome party for the the transfer students, and apparently..well, a HUGE spider got in. A few princess-looking girls said it was a tarantula, and well, it snuck in through an open window (Everyone blames this guy called Sparrow.), and well, some fancy girl called Apple White noticed it, and screamed the place down. Suddenly, most of the girls jumped onto whatever furniture that could take their weight to avoid it, and then a few of the guys kinda got scared too. Apparently some hot-shot called Daring Charming tried to be all cool about it, but when the spider approached him, his scream broke a few mirrors. (Ooh, right in the ego!). So now like, everyone is scared, and then me and a few others come in, we were literally warned about the spider, and a few people ran out to get a teacher, as for me, well, I took off my shoe, snuck up to the spider (that by the way, wasn't a tarantula) and squished it with my shoe, I then put it back on, and announced "It hath been slain." And then everyone wanted to talk to me. Dunno why.

Why do people hate spiders? I mean, they kinda kill flies, but I'm pretty sure the student body of Ever After High aren't flies...or ARE they?

I hope this overhypedness of my act of "saving" a few girls' lives dies, I don't want to be popular. Anyways, a few people asked for my number. Some gothic transfer chic called Meredith asked if we could hang out sometime. And the previously mentioned overhyped 'Apple' girl (Who names their kid that? I mean...APPLE. There's also a guy called Hunter Huntsman, I have no idea.) started talking to me. But as soon as I said my name, she walked off..and thats when the popular-looking girls shunned me. Argh. Yes, my name is Abigail ''Thief. ''But I'm not the daughter of Robin Hood! (Apparently there is the son of Robin Hood here.)!

So I quickly bailed from the party, and I went to my room to sleep. Apart from murdering tarantulas, I do sleep a lot.

Anyway, now I'm in my bed (which is really uncomfy) and I'm ready to sleep. So..yeah..

Chapter Two
(Coming soon!)