DatAsymptote

"I'm the radish, but I'm also the raddest"

- me, in Wikia chat

DatAsymptote is the main admin/founder of the Wikia, somewhat serious about their job. Generally loves this place, everyone here, despite the mess.

Zena is currently on an infinite academic hiatus and only pops onto the Wikia to check on shenanigans.

About
Bio??
 * Name: Zena, Fairy, Kiwi, honestly call me anything.
 * Age: the dancing queen


 * Parent Story: I live in my own Divine Comedy


 * Alignment: I align with the true ruler of Westeros.


 * Roommate: My kitten!! Her name is Schrödinger and she likes to sleep in boxes.


 * Secret Heart's Desire: Flourine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.


 * My "Magic Touch": I know all the lyrics to hamilton the musical??!!!


 * Storybook Romance Status: Honestly at this point in life I'll be happy with adopting half a dozen cats named after scientists and mathematicans. My next one's going to be Fermat. Then Mendel.


 * "Oh Curses!" Moment: Sometimes I think to myself


 * Favourite Subject: Biology!!


 * Least Favourite Subject: Here, I would say English, but my Chemistry teacher thinks I'm a smartass and she doesn't teach properly, so Chem.

Other:
 * Friends: my cat!!!
 * Nationality/Ethnicity: Chinese kiwifruit!
 * Favourite EAH Characters: Ginger Breadhouse, Cedar Wood, Holly O'Hair. Also the Rook DJ from WTW. And the hot backgrounder with dark skin and the ponytail.
 * Interests: 
 * Robotics (and programming/coding!)
 * Crying over musicals
 * Hamilton (the Musical, the one about Alexander Hamilton)
 * Classical Literature (like, the Greek and Roman stuff. Not classic books in general)
 * Maths & science
 * Fairytales (duh)

Official EAH OCs
Klara Spiegel, daughter of Kai from the Snow Queen

Optimistic | Mathematical | Lively

"I'm out of touch, I'm out of love, I'll pick you up when you're getting down, and out of all the things I've done, I think I love you better now"

- Ed Sheeran - Lego House

Hyacinth Flowers, the next prince of the Snow Queen

Adaptable | Responsible | Approachable

"The bouquet burst, and blossoms filled the room. And the place got smaller as they grew taller and taught me to bloom."

- Owl City – Hospital Flowers

Icarus Juniper, son of the brother from the Juniper Tree

Sarcastic | Trustworthy | Dependable

"Don't you test me though, just because I play the piano, doesn't mean I'm not willing to take you down (I'm sorry)."

- Twenty One Pilots – Not Today

Airmid Valerian, the next physician of Godfather Death

Argumentative | Inquisitive | Determined

"Mummified my teenage dreams, no there's nothing wrong with me. The kids are all wrong, the story's all off, heavy metal broke my heart."

- Fall Out Boy – Centuries

Bastion Fanfarinet, nephew of Ambassador Fanfarinet in Princess Mayblossom

Well-spoken | Calculated | Unfathomable "I keep my plans close to my chest, I'll wait here and see which way the wind will blow. I'm taking my time, watching the afterbirth of a nation, watching the tension grow."

- Hamilton (the Musical) – Non-Stop

Avian Juniper, son of Marlinchen from the Juniper Tree

Enthusiastic | Hospitable | Compassionate

"No one should take themselves so seriously. With many years ahead to fall in line, why would you wish that on me? I never wanna act my age, what's my age again?"

- Blink-182 – What's My Age Again?

Pythia Adalinda, daughter of the Serpent Princess in The Singing Springing Lark

Outspoken | Decisive | Charismatic

"I practiced the law, I practically perfected it. I’ve seen injustice in the world and I’ve corrected it. Now for a strong central democracy, if not, then I’ll be Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities."

- Hamilton (the Musical) – Non-Stop

Chanson Hound, daughter of the dog from the Travelling Musicians of Bremen

Independent | Loyal | Affectionate

"Hit me with your sweet love, steal with me a kiss. I'm miss sugar pink, liquor liquor lips. I'm gonna be your Bubblegum Bitch"

- Marina & the Diamonds – Bubblegum Bitch

Miraspella die Hexe, Daughter of the Witch's Daughter in Brother and Sister

Dramatic | Jocular | Expressive

"I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. Ruining the banquet for the mildly inspiring and–"

- Panic! at the Disco – There's a Good Reason Why These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet

Radiant von Ganse, Daughter of the Goose Girl in The Goose Girl

Diligent | Candid | Critical

"How cruel is the golden rule? When the lives we live are only golden plated?"

- Fall Out Boy - Golden

Secondary/Background OCs
These OCs are not on my official lineup but they exist in my universe nonetheless.


 * Lea die Birke, Icarus' stepsister and Avian's cousin.
 * Polynices Crawford, a demon who has so many problems that his problems have problems.
 * He has a really important role in Branches, Birches and Junipers
 * Chaoxiang Ma, son of Ma Liang in The Magic Brush.
 * He's in the secondary character box because he's a younger brother and not destined to get the destiny.
 * He's a cutie pie.

A Trashcan
Some I like to pretend are nonexistent. Others still exist, I just don't use them anymore.


 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Faustus Milldam, the next prince/protagonist of The Devil With Golden Hairs (2013)
 * [[Image:Icon-Neutral.png]] Lenore Casket, the next princess/protagonist of the Princess in the Chest (2013)
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]]   Egil Lindworm, son of Prince Lindworm (2013)
 * [[Image:Icon-Neutral.png]]   Leda Cerdwin, a character archetype from  various tales. (2013)
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]]   Yiannis Faithful, son of next  Faithful Johnannes (2014)
 * [[Image:Icon-Roybel.png]] Lian Tian-e, one of Duchess' Swan Maidens in Swan Lake. (2015)
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Estella Shalott, daughter of the Lady of Shalott (2015)
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Katsumi Hamasaki, son of the Boy Who Drew Cats (2015)
 * Itsabella Bitsy, daughter of the   Itsy Bitsy Spider (2015)

Quotes
"What do you mean I can't do this thing? Are you challenging me? I'm doing the thing! No, it's not a bad idea."

- me all the time

"I did the thing. Why didn't you guys tell me not to do the thing"

- me immediately after

"My favourite ice-cream is neopolitician. It's like neopolitan ice-cream, but full of lies, deceit and exploitation of the working classes."

- Zena, when asked about their favourite icecream

"You get a fairytale parent, throw together some ideas, put some yeast into the mixture, and carry out a fermentation process in anaerobic conditions."

- When asked about how to make an EAH OC

"Zena, no"

- Something people frequently say to me

"Hi, I'm Zena and I ruined Sam's life with Holling."

- Sam's impression of me, apparently

"Welcome to the Pundom Wikia. If your lack of social life doesn't kill you, our jokes will."

- basically

"My love for you is like pi – irrational and infinite."

- And they say romance is dead.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts—for support rather than illumination."

- my favourite Andrew Lang quote

"Be glad that you're alive. Be furious that you're going to die"

- Catch-22, Joseph Heller, aka the book that will stay with me forever.

"What the Puck did you just fucking say about me, you little witch? I’ll have you know I graduated dux of my class in Ever After High, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Carabosse, and I have over 300 confirmed fruit poisonings. I am trained in significant-other-kidnapping and I’m the top archer in the entire Nottingham Forest. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this dimension, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that horsecrap to my liege, my feudal lord, over the MirrotNet? Think again, fairyfucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of All the King's Horses and Men and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the tempest, witch. The tempest that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over three hundred ways, and that’s just with my Bearskin. Not only am I extensively trained in birdspeak, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Knights of the Round Table and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face off Ever After, you shitty orc. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” vagueblog comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held the useless piece of meat called your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will dig rabbitholes for you and you will fall down them. You're dishonoured, you estranged savage."

- Ever After High's Navy Seals meme that I tried to make.

"Please understand that COTM is a judge of popularity and not quality"

- Me every time a new month rolls around.

Trivia

 * Zena is a extrovert. Unfortunately they also have social anxiety, which is a really bad combination.
 * MBTI-type wise, ENTP (and proud). Debates are greats. So is socialising.
 * Aries, born on April 4th.
 * Currently right-handed, but born left handed.
 * Still convinced that heelies are "swag"
 * Unfortunately says "swag" and "yolo" unironically
 * Seasons change but people my skinny black jeans don't.
 * I own a skateboard and I skate! Unfortunately I'm also prone to falling on my butt when trying out kickflips.

Contact Details
If you guys need any help on the Wikia, with life in general, please don't hesitate to contact me.
 * deviantArt: Swaggy meme king
 * Tumblr: goodbye beautiful maths pun, hello ref to my precious tale
 * FF.net: i am an untouchable line that you can only approach forever