User blog:Strataffin/The Yankee Tapes: Submitted Questions

We'll move to the 'submitted' questions, if that's alright with you...

...What the Blue Hell do you mean 'Submitted Questions'? I'm not solving problems like I'm... like I'm a friggin columnist or the Dr. whatever-his-name-is... How did they even send questions in, how do they know I'm being questioned!? ...Have you been broadcasting this!? So help me Author...

We reserve the right to withhold that information.

I'm sure you do... I'm suprised they're actually interested in what I have to say...

[The Interviewer remains silent]

...Look are we doing this or not?

'''Oh, good. What is your general opinion on the Dead Epics Society? I understand you're a member.'''

Oh, those guys? ...Glad you said 'general opinion'; I got some pretty... wordy ones about the more whiny and trite members. As a whole... yeah, they're fine. They're not all 'peace-love-coping' bull-hex, which is nice. Airmid... [he hums a bit, finding words] she's -- excuse me -- it's got a heart in a good place, but it's a little... starchy. Jane, now there's a girl... [he suddenly falls silent, there's a shift in the chair]

If you took charge of the Epics, what would happen?

If I took charge...? Frick, I don't know... It's not like there's some kind of set system in place, I'd probably just let it flow. I'm not one-hundred percent with Jane's revolution and whatever, but hey, a few more people to tack on to my list of subjects, right?

Do you beleive there are any ulterior motives for the Society?

[Offisde, away from mic] They're not all gonna be about the Society, right...? [Back in position] Huh... it's school propganda, dude. When push comes to shove it's just a living Royal Acceptance PSA, supposed to be an extra program the teachers can boast about. It all comes back to the reputation of the... establishment.