Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25686329-20160408213713/@comment-25686329-20170105065839

"Dude..." The Yankee trailed off. "...I'll be damned if I can't figure them out. Sometimes things are going well and like... 'Poof'. Gone." He snapped his fingers. "Karma hits you right in the nuts and the universe takes a piss and what you thought you had going for you on account of your past sins."

"Chicks suck." He decided. "Glory, when did I get so lame? I used to be cool, man. People were afraid of me. Girls wanted to get with me. I even had a few teachers in my pocket. Wasn't bad at Fight Club, neither. Won Paintball. I used to be so cool...Now I'm just... I'm just the 'Angry American' now. It's only gonna get worse."