User blog:EtherealNyx/I am watching Descendants

So, I'm currently watching Descendants. If you ignore the parallels between it and Ever After High, it actually can be quite enjoyable, at least by my standards. And, the dialogue is just so funny at times!

"They are guilty of unspeakable crimes!" CRUELLA's GUILTY OF UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES BWAHAH

"I couldn't help but overhear.." "Are you stalking me?" "Technically, yes." Doug gives me life.

Also, can't help but love and notice a few things.

One, the music for Rotten to the Core is amazing and I love it and AHHH.

Two, Doug is just so wonderful and expressive so far. So is Evie because I gotta love her too.

Three, why is Cruella considered to be as bad as Maleficent, the Evil Queen and Jafar? Hex, even Gaston was worse than her.

Four, Mal being manipulative is both awkward and awesome for some reason. Not a very good mix, but eh, can't complain.

Five, the Fairy Godmother is the best. I swear, everything about her, her expressions, her dialogue, the way she does gesticulations throughout her speech is just amazing!

Six, Chad is an asshole. He reminds me of Ark, except not.

That's all my thoughts on this so far, except for one last thing: I hate Audrey and her shady, pretentious, smug little face. Get the freak out. You even insulted your own boyfriend's dad and insulted a VILLAIN's mother within earshot of the villain who can do magic. Nice knowing ya, sweetie.

And honestly, provoking that said villain multiple times about your conflicting parentages doesn't make you clever. It just makes you stupid and casts you in the role of an antagonist. Shame, because you could have been so interesting!