Kaolin Alabaster/AUs

Human Ozsquad AU

 * Kaolin is named Ken Ang-Buffone.
 * Adopted by the Ang-Buffones, a family of 2 artists and their kid.
 * Has big ears and hides them under his mop of hair.
 * Still loves spicy food.
 * Meets Garen through school, and this almost becomes a Grease Musical Number.
 * Plays the harp, as his EAH counterpart does.
 * Has swapped OZ letterman jackets with Garen.
 * To add to that note, has danced super cheesily in Garen's jacket.
 * The Meet William Arc:
 * paraphrased bc this is too hilarious thanks spades:
 * William: You told me we would meet your childhood friend, not an army.
 * Ken meets William, is the cutest ever.
 * Ken: "Hi! You must be William! Your locs are very cute. Make sure to take care of Damon!"
 * The Obligatory Road Trip Arc:
 * Ken "Hey boyfriend i'll just take an Uber to Sephora!!" Ang-Buffone
 * Ken doesn't drive.
 * Buys his friends personal care stuff. Probably has a VIB status due to how much he spends in Sephora.