Kiss Gun Secret Agent AU

The Kiss//Gun Secret Agent AU takes place in the canon Ever After High universe, with crucial change-- everyone is (roughly at least) ten years older, and everyone is in some way connected to one of the secret agencies, the Golden Gun Syndicate, the Silver Kiss Escorts, or the Fairytale Bureau of Investigation (better known simply as the FBI).

Originally written by Alpha as a fanfiction trilogy hosted on Google Docs, it is being ported to wiki for publication. The entire story is presently rated T for Teen (13+) due to strong language, mild innuendo, and mild violence. It is, however, quite considerably milder than your average James Bond film.

All primary characters used with explicit permission. Creators of these main characters have pre-approved publication of this fic.

Summary
Secret agent Percy Boots, leading field operative of the Golden Gun syndicate, is sent to investigate a highly suspicious, very mysterious and exceedingly beautiful woman who keeps showing up uninvited to Director M's especially shady fêtes. Celes Mochigome just wants to do her normal job in peace, thanks.

First of three parts.

Characters
Percy Boots / Celes Mochigome (ship), Romeo V. Cupid, mentions of others.

Summary
The pastry chef Celes Mochigome has had to adjust to a few... interesting changes as of late. Changes that have to do with her maybe-sorta-definitely-not-official occasional date, Percy Boots... things like unexpected visitors during recipe experiments. Things like being surprised with tango music and roses at four AM on a Wednesday. Things like the police coming to interrogate her when Percy's broken in somewhere-- again! (And that's before she finds out that he's a secret agent for the highly dubious Golden Gun Syndicate. Grimm save her.)

Second of three parts.

Characters
Percy Boots / Celes Mochigome (ship), Ryusei Arctic, Romeo V. Cupid, Celadon West.

Summary
After the Fairytale Bureau of Investigation discovers the Golden Gun Syndicate, the agency's top members are incarcerated for their crimes-- theft, murder, hacking. Secret agent Percy Boots, however, is held prisoner still by his memories, above all. Celes Mochigome has left him, unable to reconcile Percy's world of espionage and intrigue with her own life as an ordinary pastry chef. For the first time ever, Percy Boots cannot have the one that he wants... and staying away from her is killing him.

It might kill Celes, too.

Third and final installment of the main plotline.

Characters
Percy Boots / Celes Mochigome (ship), Ryusei Arctic, Romeo V. Cupid, Celadon West.

Summary
An interim story told between Glass Slipper, Golden Gun and You Only Live Nine Times, originally belonging to the latter fic.

Three guys in an enclosed jail cell for three months. What could go wrong? ... a lot, apparently.

Characters
Percy Boots, Ryusei Arctic, Romeo V. Cupid

Trivia

 * I literally have no excuse for this.
 * I'm PurCel trash.
 * In this AU, Mirriah Glass has been written as a mythological super-spy informant. In a twist of extreme irony, River Loxias is attempting to prove that she exists.
 * There may or may not be a spinoff fic along this line of query.