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Calli Latrans Headcanons

 * Teases Kitty Cheshire with promises of eating her. Kitty does not find this amusing.
 * Teases Bunny Blanc with promises of eating her. Bunny does not find this amusing.
 * ...Threatens to eat Gus and Helga Crumb because they are annoying...and plum and juicy eating all those sweets constantly. The cousins do not find this amusing. She also thinks they are faking their accents.
 * Threatens to eat Blondie Lockes too because she is annoying. Calli wonders if she can run just as fast as her mouth...
 * Wants to punch Daring Charming in the teeth.
 * Will flirt with just about anyone but hates it when anyone tries to flirt with her.
 * Finds orgres to be quite sexy.
 * Has a 3.5 FPA (Fairy Point Average).
 * Joined the Archery Club at Ever After High but then she got kicked off for almost impaling a fellow student with a stray arrow. She was oogling Hunter Huntsman and wasn't paying attention....or maybe she was and that was her way of impressing him.
 * Wants to eat Ginger Breadhouse because with the way she dresses she looks very tasty...
 * Tried out for the Cheerhexing team but then got kicked off for not catching one of the Cheerhexes during an acrobatic stunt, resulting in neck injury. She was oogling Faybelle Thorn and wasn't paying attention....
 * Lizze Hearts threatens her with decapitation at least fifty times a day. She is a favorite target for Calli. Calli finds her short temper hilarous.
 * Fed Apple White a candy coated onion and then blamed Raven Queen much to Apple's delight.
 * Thinks Mr. Badwolf smells bad and tells him such. Also she knows Cerise Hood's secret (but pretends that she doesn't) because of this...she smells bad too.
 * Thinks wolves smell bad.
 * For some odd reason likes Cerise's mom Red Riding Hood . This may have to do with the fact that she gave Calli food from her basket one time. Calli also senses she has a good soul.
 * Likes to imitate Headmaster Grimm's voice over the intercom and make hilariously lewd announcements. She has yet to be caught as no one knows of this talent.
 * Constantly wonders why the Headmaster talks with an upper Britishman accent even though he is of German decent...
 * Thinks Giles Grimm is just an elaborate hobo the shcool adopted.
 * Thinks Madeline Hatter is conspiring against her with those...."voices" she supposedly hears in her head.
 * Hates most teas.
 * Plays the flute in Muse-ic class. Is good with the acoustic guitar too.
 * Chicken is one of her most favorite foods. A mere thought of the animal cooked and fried causes her to salivate a little....
 * Is an astounding hunter and can take down prey as big as a horse by herself (being a solitary hunter and all that...)
 * Loves playing with Thistle Remorso's tail. In turn she allows Thistle to touch her coyote ears.
 * Draws on Briar Beauty's face should the girl make the mistake of falling asleep in the near proximity of this coyote girl...
 * Views Kitty Cheshire's mom the Cheshire Cat as an idol.
 * Wants to visit Wonderland some day...
 * Thinks those who want to be villains are fun and adventurous. She gets along well with people like that.
 * Smokes strange plants from a strange pipe. She doesn't get high though it's just something that calms her down.
 * Is the daughter of the Northwestern Coyote Trickster but through her antics has lead many to believe she is the spawn of Satan.
 * Has been lovingly nicknamed "The Devil's Dog" by the Ever After community.