Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31597382-20180925000152/@comment-4598697-20181004172143

(Be warned...Ippolita's really going to roast people, but I'll just limit it to my OCs just to be nice.

Ippolita walked up to the

"Okay, ladies and jerks," she said. "Today I'm going to do some observational humor about some of my fellow students. Let's start off with Efrain Cebolla. I mean, just look at him - he's so fat, that if he gains any more weight, he'll have to turn his mirror sideways! I looked at his yearbook photo, and it's basically a three-page centerfold since they needed the room to acommodate his fat. Oh wait...he's watching his weight - watching it go up!"

Some of the people in the audience laughed, but others didn't. In the audience, Efrain was blushing.

"And then there's Trofimo Pulce," Ippolita continued. "I mean, that flea of his eats better than we do. He must be raising it to suck the blood off of whales. And I know what he's having for lunch...grass, leaves, and roots."

Again, not everyone in the audience was pleased.

"If you think he's bad, wait until you get a load of Anthime Zinzolantin," said Ippolita. "I saw him eating fried silkworms. Pretty soon, he'll be eating the clothes right off of you!"

Anthime, who was in the audience, growled.

Ippolita roasted several more students, and then she finished her act. By the time she finished her act, some of the crowd was actually booing her. When she went backstage, she turned to the other kids.

"Hey? What gives?" she said.

"I thought those jokes were really mean," said Lelio.