Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24579399-20141011135057/@comment-4598697-20141012003127

The tiger roared, and jumped over Salmon without hurting him. It landed on Duchess Swan and she stopped breathing. The tiger ate Duchess.

"FREEDOM!" said Sparrow.

Verona walked down the halls with a pink fur coat.

"Greetings, proles," she said. "Like my coat? It's made of baby seal that's been clubbed then tickled pink!"