Amazamazing

"not a day goes by, that i don't wanna die. God has abandoned us!"

- Zam sang that on Twitter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Neutron Star Ignition, formerly known as Dual Reactor Ignition, formerly known as The Amazing AmaZeMenTS, and formerly just AmaZeMenTS, a general mess and online embarassment. Take from that what you will.

About AKA 40% of my life story
yo. i say that bc i'm cool.

just kidding.

i am zam, apparently "talented" and "smart" but also a creature of supreme self-loathing. call me zam.

i'm okie dokes with math and science and generally take in 89% of what i read. i aspire to either write for BuzzFeed lmao NO or find a career in Performing Arts, but because i signed a contract when I WAS ELEVEN YEARS OLD, i am forced to take a science-y course.

i started on this wikia almost four years ago, went off for nine months THAT'S LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE A BABY!!! then came back to aggresively being in the wikia for a year before disappearing for two years.

our house got flooded and i loved really complicated passwords so i essentially lost my old wikia account.

in the time between the Great Flood of 2015™ and now, I:


 * got a new laptop.
 * came out as bisexual. (and later, pansexual because GENDER IS A SPECTRUM, and bisexual again because FIGHT BI-ERASURE)
 * got a friend who owned a drawing tablet. (love her.)
 * got an one for myself.
 * celebrated two birthdays.
 * finally got a Netflix account.
 * joined a band.
 * got a dog.
 * learned that I overshare a lot.

Also she refers to herself in third person online sometimes and is proudly Filipino. It's her one good trait. that and her cheekbones ... the reference was waiting for me. I pray you got it.

Interests
I'm a sucker for things that involve either fairy tales (Ever After High, School for Good and Evil, Once Upon a Time and Disney), space (Star Wars, Star Trek, Voltron Legendary Defenders), superheroes (MCU, DCEU and Miraculous Ladybug) and also rebelling against royal authority and/or overthrowing fascism (still Star Wars, Hamilton but also Game of Thrones)

Three people in my life have called me Broaday b**ches before. (anything Lin-Manuel Miranda, WICKED, RENT, DEH... agh get the point)

Canon

 * Darling Charming x Apple White : for an ensemble cast of so many girls some of them were bound to be gay zena messed me up with her Holling phase but this ship is good too


 * Daring Charming x Rosabella Beauty : they pulled the rug under me and the relationship is poorly developed rn but we have two more seasons of this yall


 * Raven Queen x Apple White : the CHEMISTRY


 * Faybelle Thorn x Briar Beauty : like have you seen that Epic Winter thing !!!


 * Ever After High has this... this thing. I call it STRAIGHTBAITING. we get promises of Apple and Daring but apparently we missed an L over there

OC

 * lmao i don't even know what the new ships are rn

Quotes
"Yeah. The president is shit. But I'm just saying, if he does plan to reinstate death penalty, I think beheading is the way to go."

- twitter rambling

"pride month may be over but guess what, it's pride YEAR"

- her pinned tweet - ish

"*backflips* god i love women"

- i can't actually backflip tho

"one day, i'm going to write a book with a female protagonist who is in a "Golden Trio" with two other guys. then by the end she just ends up with a girl so that the heteronormative people can understand what their version of queerbaiting is like."

- it's actually already up! find it on wattpad, but it is not under my name so goodluck ;)

Trivia

 * ENFP/ENTP, honestly even the online test isn't sure
 * Leo, August 3
 * pronouns are she/her
 * once played Maureen in RENT

Where In The World is Carmen San Diego Zam?
(the philippines. i will not hesitate to point that out.)


 * Tumblr & DeviantArt : uunclever
 * take me on Tumblr if you're ready for shitposts and an unnatural amount of Star Wars and Wonder Woman
 * Instagram & Twitter : _damnzam
 * See quotes for examples of my tweets, and my Instagram is aesthetic af (so i think)
 * is this a ploy to get more followers to attest to my self-worth? yes. yes it is.
 * FF.Net & ArchiveOfOurOwn : damnzam
 * All I have are Miraculous Ladybug one shots and a single Rogue One fic soweee