Dandelion Pride

"OH NO YOU DI-INT!"

NOTE: THIS IS VERY MUCH A PARODY OC AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! NEITHER IS THIS MEANT TO BE RACIST TOWARDS ANYONE.

'''Tia'NayNay Shaniqua La'Queesha Princessiqua Frogisha Maldonia is da ghetto-fabulous daughter of Princess Tiana. She is a real gangsta from the hood!'''

In-FoeEdit
Name: Tia'NayNay Maldonia

Age: 15

Parent's Story: The Princess and the Frog

Appearance: I have dark skin, a weave, a green top, and green booty shorts.

Alignment: Rebel

Roommate: TBA

Secret Heart's Desire: To be the swaggiest gurl in the school.

My Magic Touch: I am a rap genius.

Storybook Romance Status: I'm a strong, independent black princess who don't need no prince!

"Oh Curses!" Moment: Whenever someone touch my *********** weave.

Favorite Subject: Muse-ic. I can show off my rap skills.

Least Favorite Subject: Crown-culus. BORING.

Best Friends Forever After: Marjani Nunda, Fatima Mkono, Tihun Habtamu, and Patty Grabuge are my soul sistas. (At least I think they are - they say otherwise.)

Biography
HAY THERE GURLFRAN! My name is Tia'NayNay Maldonia. I am the most ghetto-rific gurl in da hood. I am a fan of Lil Wayne, 50 Cent, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Eminem, Kanye West, Lil Kim, Tupac, Notorius B.I.G., Nelly, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Rihanna, and other swaggy musicians. I am a rap genius, yo.

I am a Rebel cause I ain't gonna be no frog, yo! Plus I ain't gonna be no princess. I'm gonna be the next Nicki Minaj, biatch.

I love to show off, and I drive a car with hydraulics to pick up swaggy guys. They're gonna be my Sleeping Beauty, Imma put 'em in a coma. I also love to wear weaves. OH NO YOU DI-INT! YOU DID NOT JUST PULL OFF MY GODAM WEAVE. Hold mah earrings, gurl!

I also work at the local restaurant, and I call security whenever someone has a complicated order.