Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24387293-20160103003917/@comment-25954732-20160213042009

"OW, WHAT THE HELL?!?" Ark nearly growled before containing himself. His sister was rubbing off on him, and he didn't really like the changes. Rubbing his sore cheek, he only had a few moments to collect himself and try to process her tirade before he was slapped again.

He was too shocked by her angry rant to be truly furious about him assaulting her, but once she finished, Ark was fully prepared to make a typical snarky response.

"First off, sorry, but since when does this forest belong to one person alone? I'm an explorer, I go on adventures through here all the time, so excuse me if I wanted to know what you were doing! Next time, you should pay more attention. It could have been someone who was about to kill you for real, for all you know." He wasn't about to cut this fairy, someone who assaulted him, any slack.

"Second off, no, I don't. Trust me, the only supernatural beings I make a habit of interacting with are demons. And before you ask, no, I'm not one, in case the normal appearance and lack of horns and wings didn't tell you that off the bat. Who knows, you might be insane, how am I supposed to know, hot head?"

Ark took the opportunity to glare a bit at the hostile animals: he sure wasn't about to harm them, but that didn't mean he liked him.

"Boo hoo. Cry me a freaking river. I don't have magic, you insensitive witch with wings! How the hell am I supposed to know that? I come out of the woods and see a random spectacle. Am I supposed to drop down and look in the freaking encyclopedia about what I'm looking at? Hell no!"

"And, finally..." Ark seethed, getting into her face. "I. AM. NOT. A. MURDERER. OF. NATURE. I would sooner drown myself trying to save them than a prissy entitled rat like you." He flicked her forehead for emphasis. "But, don't take that as an invitation, or I'll drag you in too. We'll see how your wings dry then!"