The life of The Minecraft Hipster

Dora and the Curse The life of The Minecraft Hipster is a fan fiction journal of the derpette, The Minedraft Hipster. This is by Grimm Master Grimm Master's daughter, the mine craft hipster. This is a parody fanfic

When my deroma told me
I am THE MINEDRAFT HIPSTER! And I am a Derpette, a female Derptitits. My mommy was one and I am to. Jared became one and is known as Pizza, which is weird because one of Taco, my mommy' friends is named Pizza. Together, we are Chip, Taco, and Pizza. I am NOT a human.

We have legans
Yes, we have legans. Also, my mother is the coleader kf the derps, along with Caramel. So the one I love is the Holly Potatoe Tree. it goes like this: A potato wants to be a Derptits, but the say NO, especially the one who named, Potato. So it does an corse, does it perfectly, eats ice cream, shine mummy's shoes, and de terrain there house. He does it perfectly, so when the Declan, he is so mad and sad. He plants his self in mommy snake yard, and her grew into a tree. Ot still waits to be a derp. And throus, we have THE HOLLY POTATO TREE.