Cashmere Cheshire's Wonder-Human-Land diary

Wonder-Human-Outfits
Where have been my beautiful cat ears? My cat ears are part of my appeal! I can't be a cat without cat ears!! And where were my claws? No one can understand this world. I want to go back to Ever After and get my ears and claws! Mom, mom, help me!

An Unsmile Experience
I hate this world! You know what's wrong? That can't talk with references to tales and magic! I try to say something in the language we speak in Wonderland... Ah, you see? I try to talk about the language we use in Wonderland... Ah, it's impossible! But you know what the worst part of this horrible world? My smile no good! I can't teleport! My smile lose him magic. Can there be anything worse than this?