DatAsymptote

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts—for support rather than illumination."

- Andrew Lang

"Be glad that you're alive. Be furious that you're going to die"

- Catch-22, Joseph Heller

DatAsymptote is Zena, founder of the Wikia, Mother of Dragons, frequent user of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),and a huge dork who loves maths and robotics.

She's the main admin/founder of this place, and is very serious about her job. yeah right  Generally she loves this place and everyone here, even though she admits that the Wikia is a huge mess. She also doesn't care if anyone disses the Wikia because they're usually right.

You can probably find her chilling in chat, avoiding her homework like usual or binge editing the Wikia.

About

 * Name: Zena
 * Age: Young and beautiful
 * Nationality/Ethnicity: Chinese New Zealander
 * Favourite Things: Puns, hot people, money.
 * Favourite EAH Characters: Ginger Breadhouse, Cedar Wood, Holly O'Hair
 * Interests:  Robotics because that pretty much consumes my life. I also like looking after the Wikia. I mean, it's a mess, but it's my mess.

I usually hate describing myself, because there's nothing to describe. I'm just your average highschool student with teenage angst and anxiety, who somehow got herself obsessed with Ever After High and fairytales. Outside of fairytales and original characters, I'm an intense robotics and science/maths dork, a diploma-level pianist, and a so-called "punmaster".

Enthusiastic and energetic are generally the first few words that come to mind when describing myself. I get overexcited over everything, I talk more than I should, and I am the extrovert to end all extroverts. Except I also happen to be incredibly socially awkward. Whoops.

You could probably tell me apart by my short fingernails because I play piano (and also because I like girls I mean what ), my slightly creepy overexcited grin, and the sound of bad puns. Also I happen to be a huge dudebro who reads too much Reddit, will forever be Team Samsung, can always find a relevant XKCD comic, and pretends I'm good at sports when I'm not.

Various obsessions of mine include fairytales, robotics (help, it's my life), Game of Thrones, sci-fi novels, comic books, making jokes about asymptotes, maths puns... Actually I'm just really obsessed with anything. Give me a topic and I can ramble about it forever, trust me. Maybe one day I'll be that easy-going conversationist that I always dreamed of, but meanwhile I'm just a huge joke.

Original Characters
A bunch of losers, basically

Main Squad

 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Klara Spiegel, daughter of Kai from  the Snow Queen: Pretty, witty and gay


 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Hyacinth Flowers, the next prince of  the Snow Queen: Flowers Flowers the prince of flowers who I literally cover with flowers all the time FLOWERS
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Avian Juniper, son of Marlinchen from  the Juniper Tree: Kid, you got to stop messing up.
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Icarus Juniper, son of the brother from  the Juniper Tree: i'm sorry
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Airmid Valerian, foster-child of Death, the next physician of  Godfather Death:  Do we trust her to lead the medical industry?

Baes

 * [[Image:Icon-Roybel.png]] Lian Tian-e, one of Duchess' Swan Maidens in  Swan Lake . she's beauty, she's grace, she'll punch you in the face
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Pythia Adalinda, daughter of the Serpent Princess in  The Singing Springing Lark: she would definitely be a Slytherin
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Rennard Couronne and Radiant Couronne, the next Fox and Princess, respectively, in  the Golden Bird: Rennard is pathetic and clingy and Radiant radiates with beauty

More Baes

 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Estella Shalott, daughter of  the Lady of Shalott . Banksy, basically.
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Chanson Hound, daughter of the dog/hound from  the Travelling Musicians of Bremen:  i've got 99 problems and Chanson's one of them
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Yiannis Faithful, son of next  Faithful Johnannes : that irritating gay white guy who thinks he's better than everyone
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Miraspella die Hexe: Daughter of the Witch's Daughter in Brother and Sister :
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] ??? ???: Son of the Ambassador in Princess Mayblossom :

Secondary/Background Characters

 * Lea die Birke, Icarus' stepsister and Avian's cousin.
 * Polynices, a demon.
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Egil Lindworm, son of  Prince Lindworm : new phone who's dis?

The Junkyard
These guys will probably be remade into new OCs (mostly not in the fandom)


 * [[Image:Icon-Neutral.png]] Leda Cerdwin, a character archetype from various tales. (2013)
 * [[Image:Icon-Neutral.png]] Lenore Casket, the next princess/protagonist of the Princess in the Chest (2013)
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Faustus Milldam, the next prince/protagonist of The Devil With Golden Hairs (2013)
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Chaoxiang Ma, son of Ma Liang in The Magic Brush. (2014)

To-Do List
I have a to-do list that's almost the size of my ego

Art for Others:

 * I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE

Non-outfit art

 * Art for Branches
 * Uptown Funk parody

Official art

 * The Couronne twins
 * Chanson Hound
 * Margery Juniper (Colour)

Outfits

 * Colour: Enchanted Picnic Klara
 * Draw: Spring Unsprung Klara
 * Draw: Hat-tastic Party Airmid and Hyacinth
 * Draw: Fairest on Ice Klara
 * Draw: Legacy Day Junipers, Airmid, Hyacinth

Writing

 * Chapter 3: Branches, Birches and Junipers
 * Pride and Prejudice and Werewolves
 * Some canon character fic, too.
 * Aka more Holling trash.
 * (yas)

Canon

 * Holling: Holly O'Hair/Darling Charming. One's a princess who wants a hero, the other's a princess who is a hero. In other words, they complement beautifully.
 * Dexpid: CA Cupid/Dexter Charming. They would have been so cute if Dexter didn't treat her like an advice column.
 * Cedar Wood/Lizzie Hearts. Apparently this is a ship from the books, and Lizzie calls Cedar "my Alice". Cute. I think.
 * Mad Cat: Maddie Hatter/Kitty Cheshire. They're cute ok.
 * Rapple: Raven/Apple. I blame Tumblr for my love of this ship.
 * Sparrae: Sparrow/Raven. They had so much tension in that one episode wow.

OC

 * Every single ship that involves Minuette Dancer, because heck yes they're cute.
 * Hyacinth Flowers/his princess. Or, I would ship this but she doesn't exist.
 * Timuette: I think I'm Team Timuette but mostly I'm "Pirouette deserves better".
 * Clerson: Chanticleer Cockerel II/Chanson Hound. (Taylor Swift's You Belong to Me plays in background)
 * Leamid: Lea die Birke and Airmid Valerian, aka Dante and Virgil in Inferno. Except one's a romantic, the other is a scientist who shouldn't be romanticised at all costs.
 * Fizzian: Fizz Pew, Lian Tian-e. It floats somewhere between romantic ship and bro-ship~
 * Pretty much all the ships
 * I ship everything
 * I ship all your OC ships
 * Foxhound: I used to call this a trash ship, but it's slowly becoming more of a brOTP.

Blogs (Wikia)

 * Ask Zena's OCs (generic asks)
 * Ask Klara Spiegel
 * More ask blogs for specific characters will be made

Blogs (Tumblr)

 * Klara and Hyacinth
 * Avian and Icarus
 * Airmid
 * Yiannis
 * there's also a blog for Chao but he's a retired OC now so I should probably delete that blog, huh

Canon Character Fic

 * Madness and Other Allegries (complete) [2013]
 * Gort (complete) [2013]
 * My Kind of Darling (hella gay and will be continued) [2014]
 * As the Poets Say – because Achilles and Patroclus AUs are what every fandom needs, huh? [2015]

Discontinued Works

 * Welcome to Bookend (discontinued) [2013]
 * The Rifleverse (discontinued) [2013]

Works

 * Seven Pages in Heaven [2015]
 * Branches, Birches and Junipers [2015]

Diaries

 * Airmid Valerian's diary (in works)
 * Avian Juniper's diary [2015]
 * Icarus Juniper's diary [2015]

Mirror Blogs

 * Airmid Valerian's Mirror Blog
 * Klara Spiegel's Mirror Blog
 * Pythia Adalinda's Mirror Blog
 * Avian Juniper's Mirror Blog
 * Hyacinth Flowers' Mirror Blog
 * Icarus Juniper's Mirror Blog

Drabbles

 * Survival of the Fittest (Airmid's Legacy Day)
 * Shippy Drabbles (outdated)

Quotes
"There is a special place for those who don't tag their Parody OCs with unnecessary categories"

"What do you mean I can't do this thing? Are you challenging me? I'm doing the thing! No, it's not a bad idea."

- me all the time

"I did the thing. Why didn't you guys tell me not to do the thing"

- me immediately after

"My favourite ice-cream is neopolitician. It's like neopolitan ice-cream, but full of lies, deceit and exploitation of the working classes."

- Zena, when asked about her favourite icecream

"You get a fairytale parent, throw together some ideas, put some yeast into the mixture, and carry out a fermentation process in anaerobic conditions."

- When asked about how to make an EAH OC

"Zena, no"

- Something people frequently say to me

"Hi, I'm Zena and I ruined Sam's life with Holling and Ivian"

- Sam's impression of me, apparently

"Welcome to the Pundom Wikia. If your lack of social life doesn't kill you, our jokes will."

- basically

Trivia

 * Zena is a extrovert, and an ENTP (MBTI-type, wise).
 * Zena is an Aries, born on April 4th.
 * Zena's favourite food is lemon cake.
 * I make too many maths jokes.

Contact Details
If you guys need any help on the Wikia, with life in general, please don't hesitate to contact me.
 * deviantArt: iEatIdiots
 * Tumblr: my url is a ridiculous maths pun
 * FF.net: iEatIdiots