User blog comment:Patchworks Inc/oc fun: tale telling, snow white/@comment-33811023-20181112174632

Okay! Here goes Bernie!

Berneta Caribou: "Oh, Snow White! So, you have this queen, who has a kid, who's name is Snow White because skin as white as snow and all. Queen dies, king remarries, and the queen is a voodoo witch who has a voodoo mirror. Mirror tells queen she's prettiest in the land and the queen is content. But plot twist: one day, mirror says Snow is prettier(lies) and Queen  orders the murder of Snow. But the huntsman/murderer doesn't do his damn job, and Snow runs away to go live with 7 dwarves so the queen tries to kill her himself. Cue trial and error(obvi) around three times? Two? Three? Fifty? Anyways, a bunch of times, before she succeeds by giving her a poison apple, that killed her. The dwarves put her in a glass coffin and lay her there. A prince came in and kissed her lips, which broke the spell somehow, and then she woke up and married the prince.

Ta-da!!! Cliche but fun!