Aquamarinesandopals/EAHSona

"I'm not so much an open book as I am like an audiobook, on autoplay, at full volume."

- Ace O. F. Spades

Ace Ouvert Flush Spades is a 2017 introduced and all-around character. Ace is the son of a Fairy Godmother and is waiting to find out his destiny. He aligns with the royals despite his values to ensure that no one goes poof, primarily himself.

Personality
Wow do you know how hard it is to write a page about yourself without using first person. I had to ask like 3 ppl what they thought my personality was jfc.

"ace of spades is a very organised fairy squadparent, fond of colour coding and excel spreadsheets. he has a lot of love in his heart for his friends. he loves people a lot and sometimes cries over how much he loves people. he is very relatable and loveable. sometimes is easily stressed and deserves all the hugs."

- thanks zena

Ace is a self-described "hot mess". He's all over the place, but boy does he try, boy does he fail, and boy does he get up to try again. All-in-all he's charming, not because of how princely he is but because of the fact you can't help but smile at his absolutely ridiculous antics.

While all over the place, Ace is a down-to-earth, excitable, persistent guy. Despite his stubborn nature and easily-triggered temper, he is likeable, maintaining a cheery and childish disposition. He has nicknamed himself (something all cool people do, obviously) "the fairysquad parent" because he isn't like other fairy godparents, he's a cool fairy godparent Grimm dammit. While trying to be supportive, kind, and nonjudgemental he is trying equally hard to be seen as cool, funny, and approachable -- as all good squad-parents should. It's stressful. He's stressed. Send him help.

Ace exists in a state of being so stressed that he is able to remain totally calm, which he regards as the worst thing to ever happen ever. This means he has almost no sense of urgency or motivation, leading to a mass amount of procrastination and crying when somehow, mysteriously, things didn't work out and ended up being "(sobs) totally not fun at all, guys".

Considering the Ace can be the highest or lowest card in a game it is fitting that Ace is a fairy of extremes. While usually happy, Ace tends to sit on the extreme end of emotions and is known to jump from one emotional extreme from the other at the drop of a hat. He feels everything very deeply meaning that he cries at pretty much everything, even when he isn't sad, which is something Ace hates. Ace also hates his extreme reactions outside of the realm of emotions. Scare him and you will be met with a shrill scream and a punch, a completely unreasonable reaction to a well-intentioned surprise, but the reaction you'll get all the same. He can't help it and he's sorry.

One aspect of his personality that Ace isn't sorry for is his comedy. He's a funny guy and a great entertainer with an innate ability to talk about absolutely nothing for hours on end. Making people smile makes him smile and he lives for that. Ace has noted that he would like to become a comedian one day if he wasn't scared of being judged and didn't have stage fright. Life is cruel.

Hobbies and Abilities

 * Ace has said on many occasions that he hates writing about his hobbies, because two of his main hobbies are sleeping and eating, and that isn't a socially acceptable thing to write about on an About Me (how meta).
 * Is organizing things a hobby?
 * When I say "organizing" I don't mean anything important like work or his life but superficial things - like spreadsheets! Spreadsheets are the love of his life. He is in a commited relationship with spreadsheets.
 * For someone who says he loves art he sure doesn't do a lot of it.
 * Is stationary a hobby?
 * Gaming, but like, only the casual kind. Anything Nintendo + the Sims, basically.
 * Sometimes he likes to think he's good at fashion but he isn't.
 * Aside from appearance changing based magic, he sucks at magic too.
 * He's a fairy so he can fly...! But he's petrified of heights and so just kinda. Doesn't.
 * He helps runs this weird site for fan characters for this weird kids show he's really into, which is weird.
 * He's into kids shows in general.
 * Casually plays badminton.
 * Casually plays the saxophone.
 * Vodka definitely counts as a hobby.

Appearance
Ace sits at an average height. He has hazel-y eyes with famously bad eyesight ("Did you know I'm halfway to legal blindness?" Yes we do, you tell literally everyone) for which he has glasses, though he never wears them. He has pale skin which is frequently bruised, cut, or scarred due to varying degrees of nonsense and has a beauty mark to the left (his right) of his nose. Ace's hair is blonde with streaks of white and pink throughout. His face is weirdly malleable and makes really weird expressions, meaning Ace is not photogenic in the slightest.

Ace has a mild accent which Scottish people label English and English people call Scottish. He speaks very loudly all the time and is very, very self-conscious about it.

Fairtale –

 * Main Article: Fairy Godmother

How does Ace come into it?
Ace doesn't know his destiny as things currently stand. He aligns as a Royal despite this, as he is scared for the future and scared of what may happen if he doesn't follow destiny (he doesn't want to die and has a massive phobia, basically). This is in spite of his morals and other behaviours, mainly his love of independence, freedom, and individuality. He brings these opposites together by suggesting that, while people should follow destiny, they should be allowed to make changes and adjust their stories to a level that is comfortable for them (and anyone else involved).

Family
Ace's nuclear family consists of himself, his mother, his step-dad, and 3 younger half-siblings: King, Queen, and Jack. He grew up with two other step-brothers who were the sons of a previous step-dad but no longer sees them. His family is very dear to him (and his mother is his idol), despite how much they argue about everything ever.

Ace has an absolutely giant extended family and doesn't know half of their names. He is particularly close with a couple of cousins close to his age, though he barely ever sees them. One time he tried to fight one of them over the Barbie and the Three Musketeers GameBoy game, which was definitely a high-point in his life.

Friends
Being extremely extroverted, Ace has many friends. If we are friends we should discuss how our EAHSonas would get along 8 ).

Romance
According to Ace, he has a crush on "FREUD <3", "chocolate Yazoo", and Berwald the Carrot, a toy carrot that he takes nearly everywhere. Sometimes he claims to date Jeremy Corbyn, sometimes he claims to date Charles Dickens, sometimes he claims to date Tatsumaki, a discord bot. In reality, he is aromantic and loves love, as long as he isn't involved.

Quotes
I feel like it's a bit egotistical to put a quote section on your own EAHSona's page but I say so much stupid shit I feel like I would do a disservice to myself if I didn't include them. You can guarantee that Ace has said this shit too. "Wales is just the Bertholdt of Britain."

"My bed is basically a salad."

"Bugs aren't scary, they've got all them sexy legs!"

"Charles Dickens is haunting you from beyond the grave!"

"Brains don't need oxygen, they don't have lungs."

"Politics is just organized discourse."

"I have a sixth sense: poop sense. It's like Spidey Sense, but shit."

"It's only illegal thievery if you get caught."

Trivia

 * Ace's wand is fashioned after magical girl wands, a love of Spades'.
 * If you see Ace eating something it is probably either: milk, chocolate Yazoo, vanilla yazoo, Super Noodles, Uncle Ben's Mexican Bean Rice, hash browns, or some unholy combination of all of the above.
 * Ouvert and Flush are card-playing terms. His name is taken from the card the Ace of Spades in reference to the fact Spades picked their name based on the card suit.
 * His sibling's theoretical names in this AU are also taken from the other face cards. They just so happen to be the inverse of his sibling's actual genders.