Linus S. Muffet

Linus is the son of Little Miss Muffet although he tries his best to distance himself from his legacy, as he's been teased most of his life about what a scardey cat it's going to make him. Naturally Linus is a rebel, and pretty vocal about it. Although on his own he does question weather it's worth it. The idea of failing to exist concerns him greatly. And his destiny is more embrassing then tragic.

Linus is a big fan of spiders and they're a big fan of him, he usually has one or two crawling in his hair, much to his mother's terror. Sometimes they weave him lovely little accsessories.

Personality
Grumpy. Linus puts up a tough front pretending at cynicism and that he's terribly dark and spooky. No one takes this too seriously, which usually just leads to him being grumpy and miffed about nothing particular. He's also terribly jumpy and easy to startle, something he will furiously debate is no at all the same thing as being scared. He's often told he has no sense of humor.

Appearance
Linus is short for his age, and unequivocally, positively adorable. Really he is. Even with his over done eyeliner and the spiders that nest in his head of floppy black hair. Which of course is styled to fall over one eye. His skin is unusually pale and his eyes are large and very dark brown. He'd like to think the pale skin makes him look at least a little brooding and mysterious.

Source Material
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and weigh

Along came a spider, which sat down beside her.

And frightened Miss Muffet Away.

How does Linus come into it?
I haven't decided who Linus' dad is, but I'm sure he's a lovely man. And I'm sure that he gets along very well with Miss Muffet. Because the two of them eventually had a child. And that would be Linus. He has a sister Brynneth Muffet, who also attends EAH, it's rather nebulous which of them will end up on that fateful tuffet, and the two of them often try to shift the whole destiny thing off on the other.