Ever After Lingo: How to Speak like a Fairytale

As we all know, Ever After High (the series) uses a lot of puns in the series. Often making parallels of real world things/people/places (e.g. One Reflection= One Direction ; Tailor Quick = Taylor Swift ; Puer-story-co = Puerto Rico) just like Monster High. Below is a list of lingo and expressions often used in the Ever After High universe. Admins and users are allowed to suggest more puns for the list.

The words on this list may or may have not been said or mentioned within the series (in the books or in the webisodes). This list usually comes from the input of the fans and not canon. This is only a good reference guide for fans of the series learning how to adjust to the lingo of the series.

(Very much a WIP)

Expressions

 * Oh My Grimm (Oh My Gosh)
 * Oh My Fairy Godmother (Oh My God)
 * Hex (Ex; add prefix to words that begin with "ex/ac". i.e hexually, hexact)
 * Wonderlandiful (Wonderful)
 * Fairy Fail (Epic Fail)
 * Tea-riffic (Terrific)
 * Spell-ebrate (Celebrate)
 * Spella (Hella)
 * What in Grimm's name (What in God's name)
 * Sweet mother of Grimm (Sweet mother of God)
 * Oh Grimm (Oh Lord)
 * Oh pixie dust! (Oh drat/oh gosh)
 * Oh my wand (Oh my gosh)
 * Son of a witch (Son of a B*tch)
 * Oh, for crying out wolf! (Oh, for crying out loud!)
 * Fables/legends and gentle-tales (Ladies and gentlemen)
 * Speak of the wicked (Speak of the devil)
 * Wicked/that's so wicked/totally wicked/ext. (Replace "wicked" with cool/awesome/ext.)
 * For Aesop's sake (for heaven's sake)
 * It's on like Fairy Song! (It's on like Donkey Kong)
 * YOLOUT/You Only Live Once Upon a Time (YOLO/You Only Live Once)
 * Swagger (Swag)
 * Oh my Quills and Inkwells (Oh my stars and garters)
 * Let the Cheshire cat out of the bag (Let the cat out of the bag)
 * Spill the magic beans (Spill the beans)
 * Turning a sprout into a beanstalk (making a mountain of a molehill)
 * Jeez Fairies (Jeez Louise)
 * We wear pink on Wandsdays (We wear pink on Wednesdays)
 * Snatches the gingerbread man (Takes the cake)
 * Ghost of Christmas Past/Present/Future Tense (Past/Present/Future Tense)
 * Hat-tastic (fantastic)
 * I see Londust, I see Prance, I see [Insert Name Here]'s underchants (I see London, I see France, I see [Insert Name Here]'s underpants)
 * Fae (Bae)
 * Fairyzone (Friendzone)
 * Jack of all threads (jack of all trades)
 * Like a King/Queen/Monarch (like a boss)
 * Chill potion (chill pill)
 * Ounce upon a hi (hi)

Articles of Clothing

 * Fairy Janes (Mary Janes)
 * Spellybean Shoes(Jellybean shoes)
 * Rags-to-riches-lan (Raglan)
 * Tick-Tocs (Crocs)

Beauty Products

 * Lore-réal (Loréal)
 * Make Up For Ever After (Make Up For Ever)
 * Mayspelline (Maybelline)
 * NAREverAfters (NARS)
 * O.Cr.C./Obsessive Crownspellsive Cosmetics (O.C.C. Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics)
 * S-tale-a (Stila)
 * Sugarspell (Sugarpill)
 * Urban De-fay (Urban Decay)

Designers/Fashion Houses

 * Alhexander McQueen/Alexander McSnowQueen (Alexander McQueen)
 * Balenciyaga (Balenciaga)
 * Bownatella Versarchery (Donatella Versace)
 * Christian L'Aulnoyboutin (Christian Louboutin)
 * Christian Storyano (Christian Siriano)
 * Givenchivalry (Givenchy)
 * Hans Christian Dior/Christian Dwarf (Christian Dior)
 * Mattress Pea-rada (Miuccia Prada)
 * Moo-schino (Moschino)
 * Myth-son Kitsune (Maison Kitsune)
 * Myth-son Margispella (Maison Margiela)
 * Pinnochio-co Chanel (Coco Chanel)
 * Wandy Spellissimo (Wendy Bellissimo)
 * Vera Chang'e (Vera Wang)
 * Charmsale (Amsale)

Miscellaneous

 * Fair-dye (Hair-dye)
 * Mani-curse (Manicure)
 * Pedi-curse (Pedicure)
 * Crowndation (foundation)

Models

 * Barbara Pal-fin (Barbara Palvin)
 * Flora Delev-Bean (Cara Delevigne)
 * Heidi Crumb (Heidi Klum)

Stores

 * Se-flora/Sea-flora(Sephora)

Awards

 * Author Awards (Oscar Awards)

Movies

 * The Fault in our Stories (The Fault in our Stars)
 * Paper Crowns (Paper Towns)
 * Of Blind Mice and Men (Of Mice and Men)
 * The Storybook (The Notebook)
 * Story Wars (Star Wars)
 * Spelless in Seapple (Sleepless in Seattle)
 * Penception (Inception)
 * Castle Alone (Home Alone)

Film Actors

 * Arnold Dwarvesenegger (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
 * Eshell Mermaid (Ethel Merman)
 * Fairyl Streep (Meryl Streep)
 * Genie Depp (Johnny Depp)
 * Jim Faerie (Jim Carrey)
 * Lionardo DiCowardo (Leonardo DiCaprio)
 * Mandy Moo-er (Mandy Moore)
 * Morgan Fairyman (Morgan Freeman)
 * Raven McAbracadabrams (Rachel McAdams)
 * Ryan Goosling (Ryan Gosling)
 * Shia LaBeowulf (Shia LaBeouf)
 * Spellena Bonham Charmer (Helena Bonham Carter)
 * Whoopi Goldilocks (Whoopi Goldberg)

Brands

 * Beauty Crocker (Betty Crocker)
 * Doritoads (Doritos)
 * Froggo Lays (Frito Lays)
 * Hexen-Daazs (Hagen-Daazs)
 * Spellbury (Pillbury)
 * Spellogg's (Kellogg's)

Food Items

 * Cham-page-ne (Champagne)
 * Crowned cake (Pound cake)
 * Spellybean (Jellybean)
 * Spellghetti (Spaghetti)
 * Three bear claws (Bear Claws)

Restaurants

 * Burger Kingdom (Burger King)
 * Chick-Spell-A (Chick-fil-A)
 * Fairy Queen (Dairy Queen)
 * Fin-N-Out Burger (In-N-Out Burger)
 * Olive Fairy Book Garden (Olive Garden)
 * Old McDonalds (McDonalds)
 * Pentucky Fairy Chicken/PFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken/KFC)
 * Starbooks (Starbucks)
 * T.G.I. Fairydays (T.G.I. Fridays)
 * Tweedledumino's (Domino's)

Afairyca (Africa)

 * Algeniea (Algeria)
 * Antrolla (Angola)
 * Bookina Faso (Burkina Faso)
 * Cape Mer-de (Cape Verde)
 * Charmeroon (Cameroon)
 * Fairygypt (Egypt)
 * Geniea (Guinea)
 * Ifairy Coast (Ivory Coast)
 * Madagascharm (Madagascar)
 * Mer-occo (Morocco)
 * South Afairyca (South Africa)

Asia
Europe
 * Charmenia (Armenia)
 * Elfghanistan (Afghanistan)
 * Fairippines (Philippines)
 * Ja-Peter Pan (Japan)
 * Mafaysia (Malaysia)
 * North Story-ea (North Korea)
 * Pixiestan (Pakistan)
 * South Story-ea (South Korea)
 * Spin-dia (India)
 * Spin-donesia (Indonesia)
 * Uz-book-istan (Uzbekistan)
 * Elfgium (Belgium)
 * Enchants/Enchance (France)
 * Engrimm (England)
 * Featherlands (Netherlands)
 * Grimmany (Germany)
 * Hexembourg (Luxembourg)
 * Mer-key (Turkey)
 * Oztria (Austria)
 * Penmark (Denmark)
 * Plotvia (Latvia)
 * Spellvakia (Slovakia)
 * Spungary (Hungary)
 * Trolland (Poland)
 * Trollgaria (Bulgaria)

North America

 * Bearbados (Barbados)
 * Cardnada (Canada)
 * Hexico (Mexico)
 * Jafayca (Jamaica)
 * Mer-tinique (Martinique)
 * Puerto-story-co (Puerto Rico)
 * Spellize (Belize)
 * St. Kitts and Elves (St. Kitts and Nevis)
 * United Kingdoms of Fairymerica (United States of America)

Oceania/Pacific/Australasia

 * Fay-ji (Fiji)
 * Marspell Islands (Marshall Islands)
 * New Hexland (New Zealand)
 * New Spelledonia (New Caledonia)
 * Oztralia (Australia)

South America

 * Argenietina (Argentina)
 * Fairyguay (Paraguay)
 * Hexcuador (Ecuador)
 * Trollivia (Bolivia)
 * Trollombia (Colombia)

Major Cities

 * Buenos Fairies (Buenos Aires)
 * Fairis (Paris)
 * Hexico City (Mexico City)
 * Londust (London)
 * New Orc City (New York City)
 * Pin - Okyo (Tokyo)
 * Rio de Geniero (Rio de Janeiro)

Awards

 * Grimmys (Grammys)

Artists

 * 5 Chapters of Summer (5 Seconds of Summer)
 * AE$OP Rocky (A$AP Rocky)
 * Ariana Granted (Ariana Grande)
 * Billy Troll (Billy Joel)
 * Bookstreet Boys (Backstreet Boys)
 * The Brotherhood (The Neighborhood)
 * Christina Faerie (Christina Perri)
 * Christmastina Elfguilera (Christina Aguilera)
 * Dixie Ruby Chicks/Dicey Chicks/Pixie Chicks (Dixie Chicks)
 * Echo-nymph - Echosmith
 * The Fabled (The Wanted)
 * Fairestmore (Paramore)
 * Fall Out Book (Fall Out Boy)
 * Far East Castlement (Far East Movement)
 * Fayoncé (Beyoncé)
 * Fifth Charmony (Fifth Harmony)
 * Fitcher's Birdy (Birdy)
 * The Four/Five Element(al)s (The Four Seasons)
 * Froggers and Gnomerstein (Rodgers and Hammerstein)
 * Green Fae/Queen Day (Green Day)
 * Hexton (Rixton)
 * Irvwing Fairlin (Irving Berlin)
 * John Myth (John Legend)
 * Katy Fairy (Katy Perry)
 * Lady Yaga (Lady Gaga)
 * Lana d'Aulnoy (Lana del Rey)
 * Liona Lewish (Leona Lewis)
 * Little Boye Cyan (Troye Sivan)
 * Little Red Sheeran (Ed Sheeran)
 * Maidonna (Madonna)
 * Mariah Fairy (Mariah Carey)
 * Merina and The Diamonds (Marina and the Diamonds)
 * Michael Jack-and-the-Beanstalk (Michael Jackson)
 * My Chemical Ever Ater/My Storybook Romance (My Chemical Romance)
 * Frank Lie-ero
 * Gerard Fay (Gerard Way)
 * Mikey Fay (Mikey Way)
 * N*CHANT (NSYNC)
 * Of Dragons and Men (Of Monsters and Men)
 * One Reflection (One Direction)
 * Ozcar Gnomerstein II (Oscar Hammerstein II)
 * Panic! At The Ball (Panic! At The Disco)
 * Panic! At The Ball (Panic! At The Disco)


 * Brendon Undine (Brendon Urie)
 * Spencer Sylph (Spencer Smith)
 * Peasants II Princes (Boys II Men)
 * PJ Lovely (PJ Liguori)
 * Potion-tonix (Pentatonix)
 * Puss In Boots Dolls (Pussycat Dolls)
 * Rebecca Jack (Rebecca Black)
 * Selena Gnomez (Selena Gomez)
 * Spellanie Martinez (Melanie Martinez)
 * Spelline Dion (Celine Dion)
 * Spellvis Presley (Elvis Presley)
 * Spin-dsey Stirling/Spin-dsey Stringling (Lindsey Stirling)
 * Spun. (Fun.)
 * Nate Truess (Nate Ruess)
 * Stephen Storytime (Stephen Sondheim)
 * Storya Estefan (Gloria Estefan)
 * Story Kelly (Tori Kelly)
 * Sugar and Spice Girls (Spice Girls)
 * System of a Crown (System of a Down)
 * Tailor Quick (Taylor Swift)
 * Tiara (Ciara)
 * Trolleen Heavens (Colleen Evans)
 * The Whittles (The Beatles)
 * Witchard Froggers (Richard Rodgers)
 * Written Park (Linkin Park)
 * Sophie Willis-Hextor (Sophie Ellis-Bextor)
 * Billy-goatye (Gotye)
 * Prince the Veil (Pierce the Veil)
 * Sleeping with Mermaids (Sleeping with Sirens)
 * Fayday Parade (Mayday Parade)

Songs

 * Blank Page (Blank Space)
 * Changing Pages (Chasing Pavements)
 * Charm me harder (Love me harder)
 * I See Magic (I See Fire)
 * I Write Tales, Not Destinies (I Write Sins, Not Tragedies)
 * My Tales Know What You Did in the Dark/Write 'Em Up (My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark/Light 'Em Up)
 * Oops, I Charmed You Again (Oops, I Did It Again)
 * Spelline Bling (Hotline Bling)
 * Spell You Again (See You Again)
 * When Can I Charm You Again? (When Can I See You Again?)
 * You Don't Know You're Charming (You Don't Know You're Beautiful)

Classes

 * Advanced Wooing
 * Archi-hext-ure (Architecture)
 * Arts & Crafts
 * Beast Training and Care
 * Bi-orge-y (Biology)
 * Che-myth-stry (Chemistry)
 * Classic Literature
 * Craft-shop (a workshop for trickster students)
 * Creative Storytelling
 * Crownculus (Calculus)
 * Damsels-in-Distressing
 * Dance Class-ic (Dance Class)
 * Debate
 * Dragon Slaying
 * Environmental Magic
 * Fay-sics (Physics)
 * General Villany
 * Ge-ogre-fairy (Geography)
 * Ge-orge-y (Geology)
 * Grimmnastics (Gymnastics)
 * Health Class-ic (Health Class)
 * Hero Training
 * History of Evil Spells
 * History of Tall Tales
 * Home Evilnomics (Home Economics)
 * Kingdom Management
 * Magicology
 * Muse-ic (Music)
 * Mythematics/Magicmatics (Mathematics)
 * Princess Design
 * Princessology
 * Science and Sorcery
 * Study Ball (Study Hall)
 * Woodshop
 * Wooing 101

Places

 * Castleteria (Cafeteria)
 * Class-ic (Class)
 * Class-ic-rooms (Classrooms)
 * Lost and Crowned Office (Lost and Found Office)

Miscellaneous Terms

 * Spellmester (Semester)

Bookball (Football)

 * Fairytale-back (Pass-back)
 * Touchcrown (Touchdown)

Apps

 * Instacrown/Instacharm/Princestagram (Instagram)
 * Snapchant (Snapchat)
 * Tinderella/TinderBox/Cinder (Tinder)

Devices

 * Charmbook (Chromebook)
 * MirrorPhone (Cell phone, iPhone)
 * MirrorPad (tablet, iPad)
 * Reflect (Mac Book)
 * Compact Mirror (Mini Tablet)
 * PageStation (PlayStation)
 * Storii (Wii)
 * xBook/HexBook (xBox)

Miscellaneous

 * Fleet/Re-fleet (Tweet/Retweet)
 * Hext/hexting (Text/texting)
 * Hextag (Hashtag)
 * MirrorCast (Broadcast/show/Podcast)
 * Mirrornet (Internet)
 * MirrorStore (Apple Store)
 * Shelfie/Spellfie (Selfie)
 * Mirrorsoft (Microsoft)
 * BirdSong (Samsung)

Video Games

 * Assassin's Tale (Assassin's Creed)
 * Call of Beauty (Call of Duty)
 * Castle Raider (Tomb Raider)
 * Dance Castle (Dance Central)
 * Dishonest (Dishonored)
 * Dragonronpa (Danganronpa)
 * Fairy Emblem (Fire Emblem)
 * Five Chapters at Freddy's/FCAF (Five Nights at Freddy's/FNAF)
 * Legend of Spellda (Legend of Zelda)
 * Poppa Bear's (Papa's; add phrase to one of the Papa Louie games)
 * The Seven Dwarves' Minecraft/MaidenCraft (Minecraft)
 * Sonic My Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
 * Super Fairio Bros. (Super Mario Bros.)
 * Giant Hill/Glass Hill (Silent Hill)

Websites

 * Fablebook (Facebook)
 * Flitter (Twitter)
 * Little Reddit (Reddit)
 * MyChapter (Myspace)
 * Throne-blr (Tumblr)
 * Wootube (Youtube)

Programs

 * Baking Bad (Breaking Bad)
 * Don't trust the Witch in APT 26 (Don't trust the B in APT 23)
 * Castle Hunters (House Hunters)
 * Catching Up With The Charmings - Keeping Up With The Kardashians
 * The Free Prince of Rebel-Air (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
 * Mer-lock (Sherlock)
 * Pixer-Upper (Fixer-Upper)
 * Quacking The System (Hacking The System)
 * Tiny Castle Hunters (Tiny House Hunters)
 * Tiny Castle Nation (Tiny House Nation)
 * Snow White Collar (White Collar)

Television Actors/Stars

 * Myrtha Stewart (Martha Stewart)
 * Keel SeaBass Tyson (Neil DeGrasse Tyson)
 * Spellsey Grammar (Kelsey Grammer)

Television Stations/Channels

 * National Geofairic (National Geographic)

Miscellaneous

 * Charmed and Dangerous (armed and dangerous)
 * Charm-opoly (Monopoly)
 * Cirque Du Scrolleil (Cirque Du Soleil)
 * Fairest wheel (Ferris wheel)
 * Fairyday (Friday)
 * Jack-and-the-Beanstalk FM (Jack FM)
 * Nerves of tin (Nerves of steel)
 * Pages (Shades)
 * Scrollinary Arts (Culinary Arts)
 * social fairy (social butterfly)
 * United Authors (United Nation)
 * Magical Bean Museum (Monte L. Bean Museum)