Talk:Arion Neptune/@comment-27075534-20160304000426

A package arrives for Arion:

"Thanks for taking part in adopting a Basic Extremophile Excavation System (or B.E.E.S)! By interacting with this robot you help teach it things, which then gets uploaded to the cloud server and teaches the other robots too!

They learn what things are safe or what can hurt them, and how to treat people with kindness and love and stuff. (There's also a disco function. Press his butt.)

I vectored the decals from what you've been wearing in hallway security footage (it's much less creepy than you think). The depth gague is unique. If you could take it swimming to test for far deep it goes before it breaks, I'd appreciate that (my guesstimate is 50m. Try going deeper.)

Robots and Snow Queens aren't very good with emotions, so you're really helping me do something I can't.

Sincerely,

Noël Winter"