User blog:Jade Encrusted Bugs/What Does Cordelia Think Of...

Because I'm totally original in every sense of the word, I've decided to take it upon myself to fill out a what-does-OC-think-of-X kind of thingy because Vintage is hella and I feel like being a copycat. If you want to know what Cora thinks of your OC, then feel free to ask!

DESTINY


 * "I'm proud of my father and all that, but I don't get the point? I mean I get we're kinda recent by fairytale-stantards, but really? Talking scarecrows? Good Witches? Like, who the hex would forget about that?"

Cora doesn't understand the concept to be honest. At one point sure, she accepted without second thought, but the idea of repeating the same story over and over sound rather silly to her. A part of her has to wonder why other Ozians are quick to believe a gray-haired boarding school headmaster/sorcerer --- someone completely forign to the Land of Oz --- regarding these semantics.

APPLE WHITE


 * "Uh, she's nice I guess? Like there's not much to say here. I don't get why she's popular n' such."

To understand her viewpoint regarding the future Fairest Of The Land, you'll have to understand that she didn't up reading too many fairytales in Oz. While Scarecrow did give her something of a storybook crash-course sometime before freshman year because Scarecrow kind of has godfather status among the Choppers, the story of Snow White never really appealed to her. To Cora, she's just another privledged student who happens to have an elevated status to no particular reason.

RAVEN QUEEN


 * "Badass. But okay seriously, what the hex it the deal with that stupid story?"

In her opinion, Raven has guts. Sure she's not causing a shitstorm by raising hell with her magic, but the very fact that she's gotten people questioning themselves over their proposed fates (including Cora herself) by simple declaration alone says something Miss Queen's (albeit unused) potential as an effective leader. Cora also sees her as a little more interesting than Apple, but not by much if you take Legacy Day out of the factor. She's more curious/irked over the fact that the story of Snow White is held in such high opinion, something that no one seems to have an answer to.

THE LAND OF EVER AFTER


 * "It's no place like home, but there's some pretty spella people here! Too bad some of 'em get the short end. Like really, what's the big deal treating non-humans like shit? Maybe this place needs a Patchwork Girl to shake up the system."

Ever After has its ups and downs, and she has quite a few nitpicks to be honest. The prejudice against trolls and other sentient creatures hasn't gone unnoticed by her and, as someone who was raised by a tin man while being more than aquainted by his equally synthetic companions, she considers the place to be rather backwards when it comes interspecies relations. She also finds the scenery hexeptionally beautiful, if only because Ozian flora tends to strictly match to the color associated with a given providence.

THE STORYBOOK OF LEGENDS


 * "So like, if the current book's a fake, then how the spell did every fairytale play out without, say " dunno, everyone disappearing and stuff? Yeah, I don't get it either."

The very existence of a fake book is one of many reasons she calls bs on the whole if-you-don't-follow-destiny-you'll-go-poof mantra.

POPPY O'HAIR


 * "Oh, Poppy? She's cool and kinda hot, but she's basic as shit with natural hair. Last time she did, my 'fro it looked like a Kansas tornado bashed open my fucking head."

No comment.

DARLING CHARMING

"She need some leg-armor to match her laudrons. She got some nice-looking legs though I mean what?"

When the Charming family comes to mind, Darling is the first person Cora thinks about. Not that she knows her personally, but the blonde seems to stick out to her for some reason. Tl;dr lots of gay feels and some minor infatuation to behold. If only her brothers didn't fend off her suitors, however...

DARING CHARMING


 * "Okay but can he not with those fucking teeth?"

Charming of course with no pun in intented, but sensitive eyes + shiny-smiles = lots of owch.

DEXTER CHARMING


 * "...the hex is he?"

Pretty self-explanatory.

BARLEY 


 * "Oh scarebro, as oblivious and sweet as ever. I wonder about him, you know? He's kinda like a sponge and folks think they can mess around with him over the whole brainless thing. Things have been kinda rough since Legacy Day and I'm worried that something's up."

Ever since the events she doccumented during Legacy Day, things have been somewhat strained between them. The two had grown to be good friends during the second half of their first year at EAH (they're currently sophmores/legacy-year students), but they have a lot of disagreements when it comes to how and/or whether or not their destiny even matters. Cora has suspicions that Barley's homelife might not be as ideal as he lets on, given that he puts more enthusiasm into school than scarecrow-duty back in Munchkinland.

IVAN ADARNA 


 * "Cute bird-dude who bounces off the walls? Yep, I dig it~"

Although she hasn't talked to him too much, Cora finds Ivan adorable in the puppydog sense and and enjoys his enthusiasm to boot. His mannerism't almost remind her of a certain scarecrow, albeit fortunately less naive to the world around him. As with many of those she finds to be affable, she wouldn't mind coming to his defense of the future Adarna bird; after all, shouldn't anyone who has a heart?

HARUKI (aka another one of Sam's precious children who has yet to have an article)

"Duuuude. He knows how to whip up the best box braids! And everything. Just. Damn he's spella good with hair. A lot better than Violet-dye McWheat-paste. "

She findds his natural hair skills (and styling skills in general) are top-tier and he is the Big Guy to Cora's Tiny Girl in their lawfully wedded big-guy-tiny-girl dynamic. Basically she thinks he's a hella cool oni-boy guy and she'd like to get to know this dude a bit better because reasons.