Board Thread:Fanon Discussion/@comment-3991308-20150612021241/@comment-3991308-20150617115132

Dear unsurprisingly impolite ghost lady,

Call me a frickboy and you get my fist to YOUR FACE.

Not-so-sincerely, the chick who's a million million times cooler than you

P.S. why am I a frickboy I'm asian and not straight. frick you. frick everything.

P.P.S. I'm so insulted rn.

P.P.P.S fight me.

P.P.P.P.S. Frick.

Dear my angel in a plague doctor mask, my Annabel Lee,

Where on earth was that beautiful line of Latin poetry from?

Love, the girl who can't stop scribbling "pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" in her notebooks.

Dear Lea,

For your own sake, please don't Google Catullus 16.

Sincerely, your cousin's weird friend (who didn't think you were serious, apologies).