Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27461238-20151008210931/@comment-27260597-20151018220257

The demon dogs snarled. There were about 10 of them in the pack, all horrifying ugly.

The apparent leader had poisonous drool dripping from its giant maw, with teeth as big as steak knives. Its paws were shaggy and dark as the shadows of the rocks in the Mansion of Lint.(Yeah, I'm going with this name) They were also the size of an extra large pizza pie. It's eyes glowed red like rubies, and its spiked tail, poison sizzling off with every whip was as big as an especially tall stalagmite near them. The horrid breath, smelling of decaying animals and eggs gone bad, combined with sock juice from the boys locker room after that bookball game on Wandsday hung i the air, as its wet nose tried to pick up a scent.

One of the other dogs growled, a deep rumbling noise not missing the sound of a volcano by far coming from its barrel chest carpeted with matted shadow fur. The leader cocked its ugly head, and galloped down a flight of stairs, entering the maze of the Mansion of Lint. The other dogs pounded after it, their slightly smaller paws, but still the size of a dinner plate, crushing the dark, jagged steps with every leap.

Lord BellyButton smiled as the last beast leaped off, a terrible thing, for his teeth were sharp, and they were dripping with red from his latest meal(AKA French fries smothered with barbecue sauce, ack Lord BellyButton why so unhealthy?) He then turned to his 90-inch plasma screen, clicked onto Netflix(Why not hulu?) and with his Wii remote, he pressed the movie called: "Demon Dog Camera"

'((MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LORD BELLYBUTTON IS BACK WITH HIS FAST FOOD AND HIS NETFLIX! BTW, anyone is allowed to control the demon dogs, as they are so ugly they break the boundaries of roleplaying. :D Hehe, have fun with them!))'