Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-29969851-20190617121337/@comment-4598697-20190623164015

"Anything sounds better than a protein shake," said Candido. "Protein shakes are so bland, and that's not getting into those silly diets that tell you to have one of them in place of a meal. I'd rather eat the way I normally do." Candido patted his big, fat belly.

John Malin walked over to Candido and Lelio.

"If you think that's bad," he said, "wait until you hear about PediaSure. It's basically a protein shake for kids who are picky eaters. The commercials always make it look like some kind of milkshake, but it's actually a powder that you add water to. It tastes like flavored chalk."

"Eww..." said Lelio. "That sounds so gross!"

"I always hate it when you buy something you saw on TV and it doesn't look like it did in the commercial," said Candido. "That's false advertising."

"Tell me about it," said John. "When I was little, I wouldn't eat anything - I wouldn't even sit at the table - and my original pediatrician made me take PediaSure. I grew to hate it so much that after being on it for two years, I decided to try what was served at dinner. Turns out I enjoyed the real food. From that moment on I never had PediaSure again. Speaking of which, I saw my old pediatrician in my local newspaper a few weeks ago. He got arrested for stealing a lawnmower."