DatAsymptote

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts—for support rather than illumination."

- Andrew Lang

"Be glad that you're alive. Be furious that you're going to die"

- Catch-22, Joseph Heller

DatAsymptote likes to be called Zena. She used to be iEatIdiots here, but likes pointing out nice butts and maths jokes more than eating idiots.

She's the main admin/founder of this place, and is very serious about her job. yeah right

Generally she loves this place and everyone here, even though she admits that the Wikia is a huge mess. She also doesn't care if anyone disses the Wikia because they're usually right.

About

 * Name: Zena
 * Age: Young and beautiful
 * Nationality/Ethnicity: Chinese New Zealander
 * Favourite Things: Puns, butts, hot people, money.
 * Favourite EAH Characters: Cedar, Blondie, Holly.
 * Interests:  Robotics because that pretty much consumes my life. I also like looking after the Wikia. I mean, it's a mess, but it's my mess.

Original Characters
My name is Zena and I have uncontrollable original character fever. This list is ranked in order of importance. {| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" ! scope="col"|The Pyramid of OCs

The Baes

The main crew (aka I'll focus on these people mainly).


 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Klara Spiegel, daughter of Kai from  the Snow Queen:  The optimistic and energetic girl falls in love with people and places and wants to travel the world. Also hella gay, did I mention.


 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Hyacinth Flowers, the next prince of  the Snow Queen:  A young prince-to-be, originally the son of an ordinary florist, who can't wait to be part of a spectacular destiny.


 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Pythia Adalinda, daughter of the Serpent Princess in  The Singing Springing Lark:  A determined and ambitious princess, with an obsession for pranks, and who also happens to be a villain-in-denial.


 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Avian Juniper, son of Marlinchen from  the Juniper Tree:  The next Marlinchen, who's good at making rose-apple pie and bad jokes.


 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Icarus Juniper, son of the brother from  the Juniper Tree:  An accomplished pianist who seems more nonchalant about his fairytale death than he actually is.

Minor Baes
I like writing them and stuff, but they don't get all that much focus from me. :(


 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Airmid Valerian, foster-child of Death, the next physician of  Godfather Death:  A dedicated young teenager who loves science, philosophy, and believes in the innmate goodness of people.


 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Rennard Couronne and Radiant Couronne, the next Fox and Princess, respectively, in  the Golden Bird:  Two romantic/flirts who make an amazing brother-sister comedy duo. They're here to steal your hearts.
 * [[Image:Icon-Roybel.png]] Lian Tian-e, one of Duchess' Swan Maidens in  Swan Lake . Dramatic, confident and in-your-face.

Ignored Baes
I love these guys and I draw them occasionally and I try to get them a full in-depth bio and then, I will ignore them.


 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Egil Lindworm, son of Prince Lindworm:  ​A very sad and lonely prince. Also a huge loser, no one likes him


 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Chanson Hound, daughter of the dog/hound from  the Travelling Musicians of Bremen:  A bold young girl with a striking sense of independence and mad drum skills.
 * }

The Retired Junkyard
These guys will probably be remade into new OCs (mostly not in the fandom)


 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Yiannis Faithful, the next Faithful Johnannes
 * [[Image:Icon-Neutral.png]] Leda Cerdwin, a character archetype from various tales.
 * [[Image:Icon-Neutral.png]] Lenore Casket, the next princess/protagonist of the Princess in the Chest
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Faustus Milldam, the next prince/protagonist of The Devil With Golden Hairs
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Chaoxiang Ma, son of Ma Liang in The Magic Brush.

To-Do List
I have a to-do list that's almost the size of my ego

Art for Others:

 * Art trade with this person on tumblr
 * Commission of Legacy Day Mali Darling for Courtney
 * Monster Swap trade

Non-outfit art

 * Art for wedding shenanigans

Official art

 * Lian Tian-e
 * The Couronne twins
 * Chanson Hound

Outfits

 * Colour: Pythia's Legacy Day
 * Colour: Spring Unsprung Avian
 * Draw: Spring Unsprung Airmid, Klara and Egil
 * Draw: Hat-tastic Party Airmid and Hyacinth
 * Draw: Fairest on Ice Klara

Writing

 * Icarus' diary

Canon

 * Holling: Holly O'Hair/Darling Charming (otp: darling gay princesses)
 * Dexpid: CA Cupid/Dexter Charming (otp: this ship is so sunken rip)
 * Cedar Wood/Lizzie Hearts (otp: i still need to read the books)
 * Mad Cat: Maddie Hatter/Kitty Cheshire (otp: rip old Kitzie ship)
 * Rapple: Raven/Apple (otp: lol who the hell is daring)
 * Sparrae: Sparrow/Raven (otp: you had so much tension in that one episode)

OC

 * Every single ship that involves Minuette Dancer
 * Hyacinth Flowers/his princess
 * Timuette: I think I'm Team Timuette but mostly I'm "Pirouette deserves better".
 * Clerson: Chanticleer Cockerel II/Chanson Hound
 * Icarus Juniper and Tenley Rosewood but idk if that's still a thing.
 * Pretty much all the ships
 * I ship everything
 * I ship all your OC ships
 * And in the trash pile of ships rest both halves of Foxhound. (so trash)

Blogs (Wikia)

 * Ask Zena's OCs (generic asks)
 * Ask Klara Spiegel
 * More ask blogs for specific characters will be made

Blogs (Tumblr)

 * Klara Spiegel
 * Avian and Icarus
 * there's also a blog for Chao but he's a retired OC now so I should probably delete that blog, huh

Canon Character Fic

 * The Rifleverse (discontinued)
 * Madness and Other Allegries (complete)
 * Gort (complete)
 * Welcome to Bookend (discontinued)
 * My Kind of Darling (hella gay and will be continued)

Diaries

 * Airmid Valerian's diary (in works)
 * Avian Juniper's diary
 * Icarus Juniper's diary (in works)

Mirror Blogs

 * Airmid Valerian's Mirror Blog
 * Klara Spiegel's Mirror Blog
 * Pythia Adalinda's Mirror Blog
 * Avian Juniper's Mirror Blog
 * Hyacinth Flowers' Mirror Blog
 * Icarus Juniper's Mirror Blog

Drabbles

 * Survival of the Fittest (Airmid's Legacy Day)
 * Shippy Drabbles (outdated)

Quotes
"There is a special place for those who don't tag their Parody OCs with unnecessary categories"

"What do you mean I can't do this thing? Are you challenging me? I'm doing the thing! No, it's not a bad idea."

- me all the time

"I did the thing. Why didn't you guys tell me not to do the thing"

- me immediately after

"My favourite ice-cream is neopolitician. It's like neopolitan ice-cream, but full of lies, deceit and exploitation of the working classes."

- Zena, when asked about her favourite icecream

"You get a fairytale parent, throw together some ideas, put some yeast into the mixture, and carry out a fermentation process in anaerobic conditions."

- When asked about how to make an EAH OC

Trivia

 * Zena is a extrovert, and an ENTP (MBTI-type, wise).
 * Zena is an Aries, born on April 4th.
 * Zena's favourite food is lemon cake.
 * I make too many maths jokes.

Contact Details
If you guys need any help on the Wikia, with life in general, please don't hesitate to contact me.
 * deviantArt: iEatIdiots
 * Tumblr: my url is a ridiculous maths pun
 * FF.net: iEatIdiots