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"My favourite ice-cream is neopolitician. It's like neopolitan ice-cream, but full of lies, deceit and exploitation of the working classes."

- Zena, when asked about her favourite icecream

"Be glad that you're alive. Be furious that you're going to die"

- Catch-22, Joseph Heller

iEatIdiots likes to be called Zena. She's quite possibly the most charming person you know, and certainly one of the vainest. She's fond of sharks, skateboards, and loud fashion statements. Oberyn Martell and Wade Wilson are her baes.

Original Characters
My name is Zena and I have uncontrollable original character fever. This list is ranked in order of important.

The Baes
I love these guys and use them all the time for RPs and writings.
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Klara Spiegel, the next Kai of the Snow Queen
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Pythia Glycon, the next villain girl in The Singing Springing Lark
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Avian Juniper, the next Marlinchen of the Juniper Tree
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Airmid Valerian, the next physician of Godfather Death.
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Icarus Juniper, the next brother of the Juniper Tree

Ignored Baes
I love these guys and I draw them occasionally and I try to get them a full in-depth bio and then, I will ignore them.
 * [[Image:Icon-Rebel.png]] Chaoxiang Ma, the next Ma Liang in the Magic Brush
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Chanson Hound, daughter of the dog from the Travelling Musicians of Bremen
 * [[Image:Icon-Neutral.png]] Lenore Casket, the next princess/protagonist of the Princess in the Chest
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Ladon Lindworm, the next prince/protagonist of Prince Lindworm
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Faustus Milldam, the next prince/protagonist of The Devil With Golden Hairs

The Retired Junkyard
These guys will probably be remade into new OCs.
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Rennard Couronne, the next fox in the Golden Bird
 * [[Image:Icon-Royal.png]] Yiannis Faithful, the next Faithful Johnannes
 * [[Image:Icon-Neutral.png]] Leda Cerdwin, a character archetype from various tales.
 * [[Image:Icon-Neutral.png]] Clemens Neutron, son of the stars

The Collectors
The collectors is a series of characters which I've been working on. All of them are based of a famous fairytale collector.

I've actually stopped this project, but I'm keeping the pages up in case I ever decide to continue with these dorks.


 * Adrian Lang, the counterpart of Andrew Lang


 * Johannes Kit Andersen, the counterpart of Hans Christian Anderson


 * Karl Perrault (I haven't decided on his name yet), the counterpart of Charles Perrault


 * there will definitely be a Mademoiselle D'Aulroy.

Roleplay Blogs

 * Klara
 * Avian and Icarus
 * Airmid
 * and I will definitely make a Pythia blog soon

I used to RP Blondie

Canon Characters

 * The Rifleverse


 * Madness and Other Allegries
 * Gort
 * Welcome to Bookend
 * My Kind of Darling

Original Character-Related
Diaries
 * Airmid Valerian's diary
 * Avian Juniper's diary
 * Pythia Glycon's diary

Stories

 * Survival of the Fittest
 * Shippy Drabbles

Trivia

 * Zena is a extrovert, and an ENTP (MBTI-type, wise).
 * Zena is an Aries, born on April 4th.
 * Zena is a hardcore maths and science geek. She loves the subjects, even though the classes can be a bit boring. She knows her periodic table up to Silver, and is still learning more. As for Pi? Let's not even mention that, shall we?
 * Zena's favourite food is lemon cake.
 * Zena would like to say that telling jokes about vacuum cleaners is not how you get cute guys' numbers at robotics competitions.

Contact Details
If you guys need any help on the Wikia, with life in general, please don't hesitate to contact me.
 * Email: detectivekalculator@gmail.com


 * deviantArt: iEatIdiots


 * Tumblr: my url is a ridiculous maths pun