Going, Going, Gone

Going, Going, Gone is an alternate universe, sponsored by Bitter Gourd King. Share a Bitter Gourd with Artemis.

Premise
It's Christmas Eve, but the heist must go on.

Cast
(in order of appearance no)


 * 1- The Leader- also the getaway man, though they end up not using their sick motorcycle.
 * 2- The Final Contact- ended up needing to go out of their way to pick up the ship. Wow lame.
 * 3- The Gadgeteer- acquires the disguises and tech.
 * 4- The Inside Man- goes ahead of time to plant the boxes. No one questions them because they're extremely handsome.
 * 5- The Handoff- Goes to retrieve the ship from where 12 hid it. Needs 10 to help.
 * 6- The Reconnaissance- Sets up and diverts cameras for 7 to use.
 * 7- The Mediator- stays in their cozy room, eats food, and monitors the mission. Makes things explode.
 * 8- The Strategist- no one listens to them. Eyebrow slit. Tenor/soprano.
 * 9- The Middleman- was supposed to retrieve the ship from 5. Supposed to.
 * 10- The Competent- Probably could've done this mission all by themself.
 * 11- The Metaphor- could help, but doesn't. Takes a great big nap and hits those notes instead.
 * 12- The Phantom Thief- walks down a hallway? Somehow manages to acquire the ship, and hides it somewhere easier to get, so they can leave unscathed.
 * 13- The Alarm- messed up, got trapped in a fence, but alerts Mission Control (7) of the change in plans. Escapes from the fence because they're just that cool.

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Sneak Previews of the Show
"This is so ironic. We're dressed like Santa," "I'm not!" "hhhu yes I know, Eight. We're dressed like Santa, but we're heisting. Stealing stuff."

"Can we please change into something not Santa? We look ridiculous."

"Seconded." "Thirded." "Fourthed." "Fif-"

This went on for quite a while before there was an "eleventhed."

"Objection!"

"You want to stay in your reindeer costume?" Ten raised an eyebrow as judgingly as they could.

"Oh, no, gods no. It's just y'know... the original statement doesn't say anything about reindeers soooo..."

A chorus of "oh my god"s and "Jesus Christ"s rang through the room as everyone filed out to get changed.

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Trivia

 * Going, Going, Gone unofficially takes place in the same Synapse as Four-Tres-Two-Uno Uno-Two.
 * A large ship of some sort is present in the story, and Synapse is known for ships on the dried-up beach.
 * Some brief references to the storylines of Synapse: the Flowery Path, the basketball-y highschool, the ads and stickers that somehow get plastered all over town here and there, the middle of the dried up sea that's perfect for crying.