Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24579399-20140621230206/@comment-4598697-20140629053850

"I'm not attracted to you," said Ari. "I've got a girlfriend, and I'm a guy. But people think I'm gay because I dress so flamboyantly." He opened the envelope and looked at the letter. "It's for Sparrow Hood." He started to read it.

Dear Sparrow Hood,

''I've been admiring you from afar from quite some time now. I mean, why wouldn't I - with your gorgeous long red hair, your, and your skills at playing the guitar, I think you're totally hot.''

"And that's just the first paragraph," said Ari.