User blog:Taleart/Vague wiki oc descriptions

Inspired by amatoresx's idea on Discord where "where every oc page on the eahfw is written in the same vague language as a lot of "official" wikias" (sic), as well as Royal & Rebelpedia's page of background characters, how would your OC be described if they were a background character on EAH? Ie:
 * 1) What would they be called?
 * 2) What would their hypothesised role/fairytale be?
 * 3) Relationships based on people they hang around with?