Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24387293-20160103003917/@comment-25954732-20160215223000

"Ah." It was a single syllable, but Ark didn't have anything else to say when it came to where she lived.

"Nice to meet you, Min. And, that sounds interesting, except for the whole fairy godmother part. Catering to shallow princesses? That sounds like a bore to me. But, of course, I wouldn't want to hurt their itty bitty wittle feelings." The babyish tone Ark shifted into at the very end was clearly a mocking one as he referred to the fact that 'prissy' princesses got offended too often.

"Mmhm, yeah. I mean, unless you suddenly undergo a magic dye job, you're not exactly a girl with blue locks of hair." Ark pointed out the obvious.

"Yikes, I feel even more bad for Cedar now. That must suck, having to wait for a baby to grow up and go through school before being able to follow her destiny." He shrugged. "But, I'm no stranger to a difficult destiny."

"You know how Bearskin's going to go down? It pretty much guarantees that there will be a difficult war, I'll be a soldier, I'll be tempted by a demon that I know, I'll have to shoot my own sister, I won't be able to bathe, I'll have to marry a girl who can't even speak and the girl who actually likes me will hang herself. Not to mention the girl that can't drown will have to drown. I mean, honestly, what is this, a soap opera?"

And, that was when Min placed the flower crown on his head. "What?" Ark reached up and felt the chain nimbly with his fingers. "Uh..." The tips of his ears turned bright red. Naturally, since they stuck out, it was very visible.

''God damn it, Ark! Don't you dare end up liking the witch with wings!'' He thought to himself, but his ears were still burning.