No Gem Here

No Gem Here is the 5th episode of shorts for The Land of the Band Season 2

Transcript
"Theme Song"

Blond-E: I can't believe you just let her take it.

Alex: Dude chill, the barrier already closed & she can't open it again unless she has batteries.

Wendy: You sneaky devil you.

Alex: What can I say, I'm rotten to the core.

Blond-E: Let's get to EQ's Castle.

Cut to EQ's Castle:

Blond-E: This place is dark, damp & musty.

Alex: Home sweet home.

Wendy: So this is what it looks like on the inside.

Alex: Yeah, you didn't know?

Wendy: You never invited me.

Alex: That's 'cause it was the bad thing to do.

Wendy: It's totally fine.

Alex: Alright, Blond-E you go left & Wendy you go right, I've got upstairs.

Blond-E: Gotcha.

Wendy: On it.

"Blond-E & Wendy split apart from Alex who goes upstairs"

Alex: Is this...the mirror room, of course.

"Alex walks around looking @ all the mirrors"

Alex: Wow, lady loved her mirrors.

Voice: You know it.

Alex: Who said that?

"EQ appears on the mirror, looking menacing as ever"

EQ: Me.

Alex: Oh good, you must know where my birthstone is, right?

EQ: Of course I do, why do you need it?

Alex: Gem Ball.

EQ: If you just leave & carry out my, uh, our plan then you'll never have to worry about accessories.

Alex: Just tell me where it is.

EQ: Over in that corner w/ my scepter.

"Alex walks over & sees the scepter but no Gem"

Alex: It's not here.

EQ: Really? Must've moved it.

Alex: There's just a necklace here.

EQ: Oh that ol' thing, take it, I don't want it anymore.

"Alex grabs necklace & scepter"

Alex: I'll also take this, just in case you somehow escape.

EQ: Thought the spell was suppose to permanently keep me in here.

Alex: Loopholes, you always find them.

EQ: True.

"Alex walks downstairs meeting Blond-E & Wendy"

Blond-E: So?

Alex: Just got a necklace.

Wendy: And her scepter.

Alex: Took it just in case she finds a loophole.

Blond-E: Good thinking.

Alex: Now let's blow this popsicle stand.

Wendy: And take over Ever After.

Alex: "giggles" Yeah.

"End"

Characters

 * Alex
 * Blond-E
 * Wendy West
 * Evil Queen