OMGRIMM WHY THE SPELL ARE YOU BLOODY READING MY DIARY YOU SNOOP?! BLONDIE LOCKES IS THIS YOU I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST THING YOU'L EVER DO. IF YOU INTEND ON STAYING ALIVE I SUGGEST YOU PUT DOWN THE COVER AND GET LOST YOU SORRY LITTLE HEXCUSE FOR A PERSON. I MEAN LIKE WHO WOULD BE SO RUDE AS TO READ SOMEONE ELSE'S DIARY?! AWAY WITH YOU!
Unless you are me. Then you are very welcome. Come right in.
Chapter One (Basic)
Me? Keep a diary. Yeah right. Like that's ever gonna happen. I mean, like, seriously? A diary? That's like for prissy princesses.
But oh look, here I am. I might as well make use of this strange little book. I think it's enchanted or something. It turns its own pages and quite honestly, it speaks to me and it's like I can speak. Queenie certainly is creative with early birthday presents. I just hope she gets me an actual birthday present too...
The first day of school is always the most hexciting but hexhausting. Like, you have to pick out your clothes and find all your new classes and get used to all that junk. Yeah, basically.a whirlwind of all sorts of things. I really hope nothing goes wrong though. That Evil Queen offspring is acting fairy strangely and is having quite a lot of arguments with the Snow White girl.
Why am I even talking to you? How are these wrds appearing? I'M NOT WRITING AND THERE ARE WORDS IN MY HANDWRITING ON THIS PAGE! OHMYGRIMMWHATSHAPPENING?!