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I will prove once and for all that men are superior |
—Translation: Someone is going to smack you silly before the day is over | |
Born Heinrich Gemein Freier, but now known as Hans Krone, he is destined to be the next Servant's love interest from the White Snake. In the destiny conflict, he is a Royal, he doesn't really have any influence or power until he follows through and marries. He rooms with Carter Carland
Appearance[]
Hans has dark brown hair that he tries to gel so it looks neat and respectable, but it often remains a mess of unruly curls that bounce on his forehead. His eyes are hazel, and Blanche has described him as having the "perfectly punchable face". He is not tall and he is not short, he's just average height, which he hates.
Hans wears a pale blue jacket lined with bright red with silver buttons, a white shirt, and navy blue jeans. He wears black boots. Nearly obscured from view by his hair is a silver crown with a blue stone the size of a small apple in the center.
Personality[]
Hans' biggest characteristic is how sexist he is. Men are the superior gender, and woman should do what woman do best, clean and cook and look pretty for the men, in his mind. He hates it when he sees a girl doing sports or riding a dragon, and often times he just has to "step in" so he can "show her how it's done." He usually gets humiliated when he does that.
Hans doesn't really like what story he's supposed to be a part of, because of how big of a factor animals are. He does not like animals, he thinks they smell, they're messy, and that you can't really tame them, they'll attack you at any time and he'll just yell "I knew it!" when he hears what happened.
He is very much a snob. Not only does he look down on any girl, he also looks down at anyone who's not a prince or has as much money as he does. Which is kind of ironic, if you know his past, but he doesn't tell anyone his past, he pretends he's always been a prince and will fight you if you suggest otherwise.
He thinks he's perfect. You know the type, the one that says there too good for anyone and they say they never get in trouble, and will laugh loudly at those who mess up or get detention. That's him to a T. He rudely points out anyone's mistakes, even if it's just that their hair needs to be brushed out a little more, he can make you feel awful for any mistake or flaw, no matter how small.
His love is the crown. He needs the power and the money that comes with being a prince and later on a king. He will admit that he doesn't have as much money as he should as a prince, his parents are the fabulously wealthy ones, (his step-mother mostly), and he will eventually become that way. He just has to follow his destiny.
He has not learned that no means no. Or it's more like he had known how to take no for an answer and he was taught otherwise by his step-mother. Now if he gets told not to do something, or rejected, he throws a tantrum until they reconsider. (He's 16, and that's way too old to be acting like that, but it was the only way he ever got any attention from half of his family.)
Relationships[]
Interests[]
Sports: He plays a lot of sports, he isn't good at any of the sports he plays, but it's a princely past time, so Reizand approves. (he thinks.) One sport he never plays is basketball, and that's because, his words, if he plays he has to see his future wife become more masculine and throw her looks away. (Blanche says it's because he doesn't want to be outshone by someone he thinks he's going to be spending the rest of his life with. That's closer to the truth.)
Abilities[]
Puzzling: Hans wouldn't really call this a special ability, nor would most of his family, but he has always had the ability, since he was old enough to talk, to come up with challenges or riddles for people to solve. They've never actually been able to, but there always is a solution, as evident when Blanche comes along and does just that. He takes her solving it as a blow to his masculinity even though people have tried to explain it's her destiny to solve all of his riddles.
Appears in[]
By Me[]
- Drift Away
- If only keeping a promise was as easy as making one
- Ever After's Mightiest Defenders
- Basically a sexist version of Superman
- Crowned Snake/The Snake is Crownless
- Ginny dumps him
- Goodbye Hans
- ...Did I just want an excuse to murder Hans? I don't know
Trivia[]
- To be completely honest, Hans was born of me thinking: "How can I make Blanche hate the idea of a destined marriage even more than she does?"
- And then, in true Ris fashion, things got crazy.
- I asked everyone I know their least favorite quality in a person, and wound up with this
- I didn't even realize that he fit the bill for a Charming until after I picked out his last name, and decided not to change it.
- The backstory was a result of me trying to explain why he wasn't a Charming and I probably didn't need to.
- Hans means God is Gracious
- It was chosen because I am slightly obsessed with the movie frozen so when I made a jerk prince that was the name that entered my mind and stuck there.
- Krone means Crown
- Heinrich means home ruler, I chose that because I wanted a name that started with H
- Gemein means common
- Freier means suitor
- The challenge thing references that the princess in the tale came up with seemingly impossible tasks for the servant to do, the fact that Blanche is the only one who can actually solve the challenges, references the servant winning at every one.
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Quotes[]
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Everyone knows I'm the perfect man |
—Do you know what perfect means? | |
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How do you talk to Blanche without her punching you |
—Don't be a jerk for one... | |
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I mean, yes I had a second sister, but she's dead to me. i don't care. |
—Lies | |